This week, we dive deep into the heart of the fire service—family, legacy, and what it means to really love this job. From laughing about Brian's new acting role as the Genie in Aladdin, to sharing emotional stories about our kids following in our footsteps, this episode blends heartfelt moments with hard firehouse truths.

And yes… Snail Mail is back, and it’s fire. 🐌🔥

• 🎭 Brian the Genie – We’re STILL milking the “Bird Cage” joke, and now he’s blue. Literally.

• 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Firefighting as a Family Legacy – The crew gets personal about what it means when your kids (or YOU) choose the fire service.

• 🧠 Mental Health & Mass Casualty Incidents – Honoring recent tragedies in Southport, NC and Michigan; the lasting impact on responders.

• 🧂 Unkie's Seasonings & Burn Box Shoutouts – Chipotle in chili wins competitions, Freddy's cooking for 30+ football players, and we drool over firehouse recipes.

• 💬 The Family You Find in the Firehouse – Why the fire service truly becomes your family, even if you didn't grow up in it.

• 🛠️ Apparatus Crisis Continued – The national fire truck shortage isn’t going away. We talk:

  • The real reason rigs take 3+ years to deliver

  • $10 milkshakes vs. $2 milkshakes 🍨 (yes, it makes sense)

  • Federal funding, industry monopolies, and departments customizing themselves into a corner

• 🐌 Snail Mail Segment – Listener shoutouts, Spotify comments, and TikTok feedback about fire truck pricing, manufacturer mergers, and the struggle to plan for replacements

• Unkie’s Seasonings – From the firehouse to your house. Use it on everything. 🔥

• The Burn Box – FD Collectors Club = thick challenge coins, rad patches, and firehouse vibes shipped monthly.

• Drop a comment if you like how we handle sponsors—more banter, or keep it tight?

• Do you have family in the fire service? Tag them.

• What would YOU remove from a fire engine spec sheet to speed up delivery?

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In this episode, Matt, Unkie, and Brian get sidetracked (as usual) with shirts, stickers, Sasquatch soap, and a whole lot of firehouse banter. But don’t worry—we also dive deep into important fire service topics like shift bids, specialty teams, station culture, and the rising cost of fire apparatus. PLUS… it’s time for another edition of SNAIL MAIL 🐌✉️ with some of the best listener comments yet!

🔥 Highlights:

• [00:01] Dr. Squatch, Air Show shirts, and why it takes 2 hours to record a 45-min episode 🤦‍♂️

• [03:00] Moment of silence for Officer John Coutchie and recent LODDs

• [07:00] Do you hang after shift? Matt loves staying late for coffee and crew talk ☕

• [13:00] 24/72 schedules are coming—departments experimenting with shorter work weeks

• [20:00] The Weegie tradition: Station bidding Laguna-style (crowns, staffs, and all) 👑

• [23:00] Do you really need all that specialty gear? A discussion on hazmat, USAR, and regional teams

• [33:00] Matt reflects on choosing Laguna Beach FD over bigger agencies—“Sometimes the department chooses you.”

• [37:00] Call to Action: What’s your post-shift routine? Do you hang? Comment and let us know!

• [38:00] 🐌 SNAIL MAIL segment: Listener feedback on fire apparatus costs, maintenance, and manufacturer monopolies

• [44:00] Brian fires back with real costs: $5K oil changes and $15K in fuel!

• [48:00] Shoutout to volunteer listener Courtney for an awesome comment on planning, training, and NOT relying on luck

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• Unkie’s Seasonings – From the firehouse to your house. Grab yours at unkieseasoning.com

• The Burn Box – FD-inspired wellness and gear, brought to you by Tom

  📢 Call to Action:

• Do you stay late after shift for coffee and pass-downs?

• What's your station bidding process like?

• What specialty teams does your department support (or wish they had)?

• Drop your answers in the comments on Spotify, TikTok, or Instagram. We love hearing from you in Snail Mail!

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In this episode, the boys are back—Matt, Brian, and Unkie—and the kitchen table banter is strong right from the jump. From Brian’s magical new role as Genie in Aladdin (goodbye, Bird Cage 👋) to a real discussion on the national fire apparatus crisis, this episode covers it all.

We dive into the Senate hearing on the fire apparatus shortage and unpack what departments around the country are facing:

• 🚒 3–4 year lead times

• 🔩 Customization bottlenecks

• 💰 Massive profit margins for manufacturers

• 🤯 477 options on a fire truck spec sheet?!

We ask real questions:

• What are firefighters willing to give up to get rigs faster?

• Are manufacturers gaming the system?

• Can departments shift culture and still keep mission readiness?

We also talk DOD fire trucks (Air Force gets everything, Navy gets bare minimum), and what departments can learn from each other across the country.

🧂 Sponsors

• Unkie’s Seasonings – From the firehouse to your house.

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  📬 Snail Mail is BACK!

• Kenny Mitchell calls out a hater calling us out for “clearing our throats too much.” 😂

• One firefighter works fires completely alone?!

• Listeners chime in on comfort zone training and creative extrication setups.

• Genie Brian makes his comeback—he ain’t coming outta that bottle, folks.

• 🧠 Topics Covered:

  Fire truck delivery delays and apparatus funding issues

• • Custom vs. stock builds – what can we live without?

  • Transparency between administration and crews

  • The power of clean rigs, solid maintenance, and pride in your equipment

  • Culture and communication gaps between new and seasoned members

  • The true cost of federal stimulus spending on apparatus backlog

  • Shoutout to our shop mechanics—you’re the real MVPs

  • Mental health, peer support, and encouraging open dialogue

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