Cinquisitor Ethan, assisted (and annoyed) by Verifier Andy, presents a Cinemania Field Report on the 2003 film "Evil Alien Conquerors," a stand-out example of stoner cinema, marked for its level of CINEMANIA.

Written & performed by Ethan Ireland & Andy Slack

Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio

Tracks Used: "War Games" and "Consumed."

Cinquisitor Andy provides a Cinemania Field Report on a phenomenon he remembers having sprung up occasionally in his youth. No, I don't mean that way, you sickos.

Written and performed by Andy Slack

Production & sound design by Ethan Ireland

Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio

Incidental music & sound courtesy of Epidemic Sound.

Verifier Andy presents a Cinemania Field Report on "The Strange World of Gurney Slade," one of the weirdest, rule-breaking-est television series to ever emerge from television - in Britain or anywhere else for that matter. Go on. Have a listen.

Written and performed by Andy Slack

Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio

Track used "Awaken"

In the last of our rewinds before our next Conclave, Mark Hoffman and Andy Slack perform "Remedy," a short story by Patrick Ireland.

We present for your listening pleasure SLUGGER, by Patrick Ireland. This is a recording of a 2016 live performance by Cinquisitor Ethan for "NOW HEAR THIS!" at the Gold Lion Arts Center in Sacramento.

Don't worry, new material is coming soon...

This episode is a re-broadcast of Patrick Ireland's first-ever published story, "Discovery," performed by the late Phil Ryder.

This story of high adventure features a sketchy archaeologist in over his head who is faced with the hardest choice of his life.

It was originally published in the October, 1988 issue of Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine and appears here by permission of the author.

Performed by Phil Ryder

Sound design & editing by Ethan Ireland

Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio

Incidental music and sound by Epidemic Sound

This week we're re-running an original story written sometime in the early 80s by Patrick Ireland. A man has an otherworldly encounter on a spring evening in his back yard. Sometimes suburbia can hold surprises...

This episode is performed by Ethan Ireland

Produced, mixed & mastered by Ethan Ireland

Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound

Cinquisitor Ethan presents a memorial Profile in Cinemania on his personal friend, and one of the greatest Hollywood stuntmen who ever lived, Carl Ciarfalio.

Written by Ethan Ireland

Performed by Ethan Ireland & Andy Slack

Caricature art by Andy Slack Comics

Music by Karl Casey at White Bat Audio

Tracks used: "Arcane," "Kiss of Death," "Midnight Paradise"

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