We’re back with another festive mix of chaos, cozy vibes, and absolutely zero chill about the holidays. 🎄 This week, we’re diving into wrapping paper drama, Christmas spending pressure, wish list culture, and why everyone seems either extra nice… or deeply unhinged during December.

From over-the-top gift hauls to thrifted Christmas budgets to Hallmark movies with fourteen unnecessary plot lines — we’re spiraling (lovingly) through it all.

In today’s episode, we chat about:

🎁 Wrapping paper hoarding & organization fails

🛍️ Christmas consumerism vs the “I’m only thrifting this year” girlies

📱 Wish list PowerPoint culture (why… truly why)

🍫 Advent calendars that break your spirit

🥤 Mini fridges, slushie machines & kids wanting appliances?!

👎 Restaurant holiday crowds & the entitlement olympics

🎬 Hallmark movies becoming Marvel-level complicated

🧠 Overstimulation, winter burnout & being “already done” in December

If you love Christmas but also need to lie down because people are… people-ing — this one’s for you.

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⏱️ TIMESTAMPS

00:00 – Cold open

00:30 – Intro

02:00 – The wrapping paper saga

07:20 – Gift budgets, thrift-gifting & wish list culture

15:10 – Advent calendar guilt

20:40 – Holiday restaurants & entitled energy

28:00 – Why Hallmark movies are getting too complicated

36:30 – Holiday overstimulation

39:10 – Final thoughts