🎙️ This Week on The Chelsea Gods Cast

"The Hottest, Fastest Growing Cult in America"

Chelsea dives deep into the "WWE Presidency," the staggering costs of the war machine, and why your local cult leader is the only one telling you the truth about those $145 grandpa shoes.

📍 Highlights from the Episode:

• The "Department of War": Chelsea breaks down the recent $11.3 billion spending spree in Iran and Pete Hegseth’s $100,000 taxpayer-funded baby grand piano.
• Tactical Absurdity: A recap of Chelsea's trip to Minneapolis with Robbie Road Steamer, his 26-hour arrest, and their new CNN documentary, Devoted.
• Cult Update: Why matching hats are the ultimate status symbol in 2026 and how to avoid the "mortal sin" of missing a Friday broadcast.
• Musical Interludes: Featuring the latest protest jingles, including the viral hit "Pete Hegseth is an F-up" and the relationship advice everyone needs: "Leave Your Maga Husband."
• The "Radical" Truth: A passionate rant on why universal healthcare is a human right and why we should stop normalizing the "60-hour work week" struggle.

📡 How to Listen

Catch the broadcast every Friday at 11:00 AM (usually!) right after Ralph Nader.

• 92.9 FM – Los Gatos (KPCR)
• 101.9 FM – Santa Cruz (KMRT)
• 91.1 FM – Portland (KVB)
• Online: KPCR.org or ChelseaGods.com

"We always have enough money to bomb brown children in the Middle East, but never enough for your healthcare. It's time to demand more." — Chelsea Gods

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Today we celebrate the success and death of the hit internet meme Kristi Noem is a bird legged ho. You're welcome, America. I am really proud to be part of the campaign against this terrible woman.

When I wrote Kristi Noem is a Bird Legged Ho I knew it was going to be a hit. We did it, Joe!

On this week's edition of the Chelsea GodsCast I talk about censorship and my week in Washington Dc with the Portland frogs and Robby Roadsteamer.