Dom Pérignon never said "Come quickly, I am tasting stars." The quote doesn't appear anywhere until an English-language advertisement in the 1880s, roughly 170 years after he died — and the actual historical record shows him spending most of his career trying to eliminate the bubbles, not celebrate them.

This episode traces the real history of champagne: the English physician who documented deliberate secondary fermentation six years before Dom Pérignon even arrived at his abbey, the coal-fired English glass that made pressurized bottles physically possible, and the nineteenth-century engineering — Veuve Clicquot's riddling table, the precisely calculated sugar dosage, the wire cage built to contain 90 pounds of pressure per square inch — that turned a recurring cellar disaster into the world's most recognizable celebration ritual. It also covers how champagne houses built the drink's association with royalty and aristocracy, then sold that same fantasy to the rising middle class, and how a 1936 trademark deal turned a monk who hated bubbles into the face of a $300 bottle of wine.

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Distillate: The Hidden History of Cocktails, Spirits & Drink Culture is a production of The Alchemist's Bar, part of the Obscura Meridian family of projects. New episodes every Tuesday at 6:00 AM Central.

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