This episode is pure unhinged energy. A professor decides academia isn’t enough and throws hands with a student, NFL players are out here getting spit on like it’s a new defensive scheme, and fans are trash-talking pro athletes as if cardio and talent are optional. We also get into Denmark banning social media (honestly… fair) and the absolutely insane amount of money people are dumping into sports gambling. Society is thriving. No notes.

The government shut down, which at this point is basically America’s version of a seasonal sale. Dog cloning — because apparently when people said “man’s best friend,” some folks took it way too literally.

Then we break down a Halloween Horror Nights trip that was scary for all the wrong reasons, talk honestly about men’s mental health and the rising suicide rates, and on that topic, Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua. We even get into making a will — because based on this week’s topics, we probably should.

A perfectly uplifting episode… for us, anyway.

We’re back with a triple feature nobody asked for. First: Dick Cheney dies, leaving behind a legacy so controversial it might get banned in certain school districts. Then we talk about the recent wave of deaths at Walt Disney World — because nothing says “family vacation” like wondering if Space Mountain is your final destination.

And to top it all off, Zohran Momdani pulls off an election win, proving that New York voters will choose chaos every time.

It’s politics, theme parks, mortality, and democracy — all blended into one morally questionable smoothie.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• People are furious about companies donating to build the new White House ballroom — swearing they’ll boycott them, right before ordering from corporations doing way worse.
• Women are “dating down” on purpose — uglier guys are apparently trending because you can't get cheated on if he looks like a foot.
• And public school kids took a field trip to a private school — basically a guided tour of what life looks like if your parents made better choices.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• The NBA’s illegal gambling bust — because apparently the refs aren’t the only ones fixing games.
• Serena’s husband vs. Stephen A. Smith — finally, someone tells ESPN’s loudest employee to shut up.
• The “No Kings” protest — where everyone’s mad, but no one’s sure why.
• Mark Sanchez’s situation — let’s just say karma’s got a good sense of humor.
• And we talk about men loving more authentically

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint

• Our blind loyalty to sports teams
• How much would it take to sleep with ____? Everyone’s got a number, and half of you are out here giving Groupon prices.
• A teen mistaken for a squirrel — a tragic reminder that natural selection’s still putting in overtime.
• And Home Depot offering trade certifications — noble move, or just a quiet way to replace the workers already standing in the parking lot?

Dark humor, bad takes, and questionable morals — you already know what it is.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:

• A school employee loses it — proof that background checks aren't enough.
• Charlie Kirk’s widow gets dragged online — because the internet never misses a chance to kick someone mid-grief.
• A UFO takes a missile to the face and keeps flying — so, yeah… any day now...
• A judge and a public defender throw hands in court — LFG.
• And Sean gets his flowers.

Dark humor, bad takes, and zero filters — just the way you like it.

🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint:

• The Saudis are buying EA — because nothing says “wholesome gaming” like funding your killstreaks with oil money and human rights violations.
• Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl — finally, a halftime show where half the crowd gets pregnant and the other half gets deported.
• And a Red Lobster waitress snapped and started throwing biscuits at customers — proving carbs aren’t the only thing deadly on the menu.