This week, The B-Movie Boys enter genuinely uncharted territory with Ninja Terminator, Godfrey Fucking Ho’s gloriously strange collision of ninjas, crime syndicates, inexplicable plot threads, tiny robot couriers, and one extremely memorable Garfield phone. What starts as a seemingly straightforward quest for the Golden Ninja Warrior quickly becomes a cinematic game of “wait, who the hell is that?” as Jaguar Wong shows up, kicks approximately everyone's ass, and immediately becomes the most important person in the movie simply by being incredibly cool.

But the real fun begins when we start pulling apart how Ninja Terminator was actually made. We dig into Godfrey Ho’s cut-and-paste filmmaking machine, the bizarre economics of 1980s Hong Kong martial arts movies, Richard Harrison’s accidental starring role in approximately eleventy-billion ninja movies, and the strange little ecosystem of producers, pseudonyms, and unfinished films that made all of this possible. Add in a camouflage ninja suit that absolutely does not camouflage anything, nonstop martial-arts genital trauma, and an increasingly beloved Garfield phone, and you’ve got one hell of a conversation. The Schlockometer is deployed. The plot is optional. Jaguar is mandatory.

Mentioned in this episode:

• The Uninvited Guest of the Star Fairy (1984)
• RoboCop (1987)
• Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1956)
• Cobra Versus Ninja (1987)
• Diamond Ninja Force (1988)
• Jim Davis
• Fred Rogers (Mr. Rogers)
• Joey Tribbiani from Friends
• Dolly Parton
• Hwang Jang-lee
• Bruce Lee
• Walton Goggins
• Richard Harrison
• Jeff Foxworthy
• Donald J. Trump
• Bass Pro Shops
• Garfield
• Power Rangers
• Futurama
• The Shrine of the Silver Monkey from Legends of the Hidden Temple
• Indiana Jones
• Willy Wonka
• The Devil in the White City

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This week, The B-Movie Boys tackle Moron Movies, an 80-ish-minute collection of rapid-fire comedy shorts created by Len Cella, a Pennsylvania fence painter who apparently looked at a Super 8 camera and thought, “Yeah, I can make something with this.” What follows is a parade of cavemen, candy bars, hammers, turds, title cards, and jokes that sometimes land with the precision of a guided missile and sometimes crash directly into the neighbor’s house. Dave and Bryan are joined by Ryan from the Experience Grind podcast, who begins the movie wondering what the hell he’s gotten himself into and ends the episode wondering if Len Cella has fundamentally changed his life.

But somewhere between the terrible jokes and increasingly elaborate “Trash Tapes,” the conversation takes a surprisingly sincere turn. The boys dig into Cella's DIY approach, his obsession with making these tiny films, the strange journey that eventually put them in front of Johnny Carson, and the argument that Moron Movies may have been decades ahead of the modern short-form video culture we now carry around in our pockets. Then we attempt to shove all of that into the Schlockometer, because apparently even 18-second comedy sketches need to answer for their crimes.

Mentioned in this Episode:

• Len Cella
• Movie 43 (2013)
• Clerks (1994)
• Pearl (2022)
• Antichrist (2009)
• The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
• Willem Dafoe
• Danny Bonaduce
• David Miscavige
• Johnny Carson
• Rod Serling
• Trey Parker
• Lyndon B. Johnson
• Leah Remini
• The Twilight Zone
• Saturday Night Live
• The King of Queens
• TikTok
• Vine
• The Experience Grind Podcast

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This week, The B-Movie Boys travel to Nilbog, a place with absolutely no trolls, several goblins, and one of the most aggressively confusing movie titles in cinematic history. We’re talking Troll 2, Claudio Fragasso’s infamous vegetarian-goblin nightmare, where a family vacation turns into poisoned food, green milk, plant people, questionable acting, and one very determined child with a bladder full of justice. Along the way, we unpack the movie’s bizarre production history, its Italian filmmakers shooting in Utah, the casting of an Alabama dentist as the lead, and the sheer audacity of making a sequel to a movie this thing barely knows exists.

But the real surprise is how much we genuinely love this movie. We dig into Best Worst Movie, the documentary that helped transform Troll 2 from an infamous curiosity into a communal cult experience, and why the movie works so much better when you watch it with people who are equally willing to yell at the screen. There’s filmmaking analysis, Schlockometer shenanigans, some extremely questionable food metaphors, and enough “they're eating her, and then they're going to eat me” energy to fuel several more episodes. Troll 2 is certainly one of the B Movies of all time.

Mentioned in this episode:

• Claudio Fragasso
• Rosella Drudi
• Troll (1986)
• Best Worst Movie (2009)
• George Hardy
• Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
• Puss in Boots (2011)
• Antonio Banderas
• Iron Man 4
• Ghostbusters 3
• Back to the Future 4
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2
• Scott Pilgrim (2010)
• Bowling for Columbine (2002)
• Kingpin (1996)
• Titanic (1997)
• Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
• Roger Ebert
• Taco Bell
• Taylor Farms
• IMDb Trivia
• Harrison Ford
• “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

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