Saylor's "never sell" pledge lasted five years and a $12.5B loss. Now Strategy will sell "when advantageous." Also: 67 days of negative Bitcoin funding, Atlas Live's too-late retail map, and Aave's $40M stress test — the protocol survived, the users didn't.

• (00:00) - Cold Open: Strategy's 'Never Sell' Meets a Margin Call
• (00:56) - Host Intro
• (01:39) - Markets Recap: Markets Recap
• (03:20) - Topic 1: Strategy's 'Never Sell' Meets a Margin Call
• (07:51) - Topic 2: 67 Days of Negative Bitcoin Funding: Squeeze or Su
• (11:13) - Topic 3: Atlas Live: A Tool That Could Have Saved Retail
• (14:23) - Deep Dive: DeFi's Stress Test: The Protocol Survived, The Use
• (19:11) - Closing

The GENIUS Act quietly walls off stablecoin yield for the banks — Allaire is screaming, Armstrong is silent. GameStop wants eBay for $56B (yes, really). SOL Strategies bought a privacy tool with users it never met. Plus: one SEC word, furnished vs. filed, that decides who eats the loss.

• (00:00) - Cold Open: Stablecoin yield ban
• (01:21) - Host Intro
• (01:52) - Markets Recap: Markets recap
• (04:50) - Topic 1: Stablecoin yield ban
• (11:55) - Topic 2: GameStop's eBay bid
• (16:40) - Topic 3: SOL Strategies privacy acquisition
• (21:50) - Deep Dive: 'Furnished' vs. 'filed' SEC nuance
• (26:56) - Closing

Multicoin just dropped $5M into Solana's Exponent. Cliff geeks out on the on-chain rate order book. Harmon clocks the 2022 strategy-vault ghost — and the guy who asked him if Anchor's 20% was safe. The interface won't tell you which yield is real.

• (00:00) - Cold Open: Dogecoin Outperforms Bitcoin
• (00:41) - Host Intro
• (01:08) - Markets Recap
• (02:36) - Topic 1: Dogecoin Outperforms Bitcoin
• (06:57) - Topic 2: CLARITY Act Stablecoin Yield Ban
• (11:44) - Topic 3: GameStop Eyes eBay
• (13:56) - Deep Dive: CLARITY Act Deep Dive: The Bona Fide Loophole
• (17:52) - Closing