In this episode of Pucked Up Parents, Michael and Angela take a brutally honest (and predictably sarcastic) look at the true cost of youth hockey—and spoiler alert: it’s not pretty.

At a high level, they walk through the endless list of expenses that hit parents before the season even really starts. It begins with tryout fees—because apparently you have to pay just for the chance to pay more—followed quickly by those “non-refundable” commitment fees that lock you in before you’ve even found your kid’s other glove.

From there, the costs pile up fast: league fees, ice time, tournament registrations, and of course, travel. Michael and Angela highlight how the “extras” are where things really spiral—team fees, coaching add-ons, skills sessions, fundraising expectations, and all the little surprise charges that somehow never make it into the original number.

Then comes gear—constantly replaced, constantly upgraded, and somehow always urgent. Sticks break, skates don’t fit, and helmets expire like milk. And just when you think you’re set, there’s team apparel, spirit wear, and the mandatory “optional” purchases that every parent knows aren’t actually optional.

Throughout the episode, they keep it light with humor and real-life anecdotes, but the message is clear: youth hockey isn’t just a sport, it’s a financial lifestyle. The bottom line? If you’re getting into hockey, you better love it—because your wallet definitely won’t.