Welcome, sports enthusiasts, to another delightfully odd episode of Tertiary Sports! Today, we're diving headfirst into a world where facial flexibility takes center stage . Picture a sport where the rules are as elusive as the participants' expressions. The sport of champions with faces only a mother could love. It's an art form, a spectacle, and a testament to the power of facial contortion. It's not just a sport; it's a form of Gurnertainment. The allure lies in its mystery. Are the competitors born with elastic faces, or do they train tirelessly in front of funhouse mirrors? We may never know, and that's part of the beauty of this enigmatic sport.

Now with our beautiful faces!: https://youtu.be/2FkBe2AyzvI

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Tertiary Sports is: Reed Bridge-Koenigsberg & Sam Workman performing for you. With Guest Brett Davis Jr!

Find Bretts work here: • Music Videos directed by Brett Davis Jr. or follow his youtube channel @BrettDavisJr

Art by Hailey Mealey.
Editing and production by Sam Workman.

Our theme music: "Red City Hero" by Big Man. Outro music: "Big Time" by ikoliks.

Until next time, live well & be kind! Cheers!

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