If you ask Kim, Dominos pizza is what high school tastes like, and it hasn't changed since 1988. In this episode, we recall our favorite restaurants from days of yore: Pizza Hut, Red Lobster, and Benihana (shout out to Short Hills). Plus, Kim loses her shit when her friends take Terri's car for a joy ride; Lori eats raw garlic to ward off pests; and Terri tries to ward off boys. Then, we play a little Would You Rather — which is right around when Terri's gummy kicks in. Welcome to Generation Artax.

In this episode:

• Dominos hasn't changed since 1988, so it takes like high school
• Pizza Hut breadsticks with marina sauce
• Red Lobster was high class eating for Terri in 1989
• Throwing back Shirley Temples at Benihana (shout out to Short Hills, NJ)
• Lori thinks you don't get bloated when you're young (ok)
• The great Nissan heist of 1992
• Kim totally loses her shit on her friends
• Overattachment to cars
• Terri gets her first Subaru but no she's so not gay
• Lori is robbed on the Real World Road Rules Challenge: Battle of the Sexes
• Lori eats raw garlic and never got bitten in Jamaica, and still does it
• Terri is annoyed by boys and can't imagine liking them
• Terri probably had a crush on her BFF, who baby talks her
• Terri surprises Lori with tickets to Paula Abdul in 1992
• Color Me Badd is the best, followed by Eddie Money
• UNRELATED: Would you rather