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NFL Week 16 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, parlays, and TD scorers are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 166 dives into one of the wildest NFL slates of the season as playoff races tighten and chaos takes over the league.

Jake and Austin recap a brutal Week 15 before bouncing back with a loaded Week 16 card. Jake unleashes a Rams ML “Drop the Nuke” longshot, while Austin debuts a New Lease on Life Lock of the Week. We break down every lock, longshot, parlay leg, and touchdown scorer, plus a full NFL playoff outlook where not a single division is clinched and even the Chiefs missing the playoffs is on the table.

We also cover Lions vs Packers playoff implications, Sherrone Moore talk, Paige’s Picks standings, and updated betting models with multiple Triple Diamond plays.

If you’re looking for NFL Week 16 betting picks, best bets, parlays, and underdogs, this episode is your complete guide before kickoff.

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NFL Week 15 predictions, best bets, locks, longshots, and parlays are LIVE on Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 165 breaks down all our top NFL picks for Week 15 as Jake and Austin recap last week’s results, reset the records, and attack another massive betting slate.

Jake is coming off a strong 3–1 week and is back with a full card of spreads and a Broncos ML longshot, while Austin looks to bounce back after a rough Week 14 with a U-Haul Truck Lock on the Bengals and multiple upside ML plays. We also dive into the Lions vs Packers rivalry, the full NFL playoff outlook, College Football Playoff talk, Paige’s Picks leaderboard, and a loaded Week 15 parlay.

If you’re looking for NFL Week 15 betting picks, parlays, and gambling advice, this episode has everything you need before kickoff.

✅ Locks & Longshots
✅ ML Underdogs
✅ Week 15 Parlay
✅ Lions vs Packers
✅ Playoff Outlook
✅ Paige’s Picks
✅ The Model & Data Backed Model Update

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Jake is officially in hiding after the Lions lost to the Packers… so Austin is running a full solo pod for NFL Week 14! We’re breaking down every pick, every lock, every longshot, plus a full Thanksgiving recap and a look at how our betting records stand heading into the final stretch of the season.

This week features 6 Triple Diamond Locks, multiple moneyline longshots, and a stacked Week 14 parlay you won’t want to miss. If you bet NFL Sundays, this is your episode.

Episode Breakdown:
– Thanksgiving reactions & biggest takeaways
– Updated betting records and where we stand
– Austin’s Week 14 board: best sides, totals, props, and upset alerts
– Triple Diamond Locks of the Week
– Longshots that actually have legs
– The Week 14 parlay we’re riding

Tap in for sharp plays, quick analysis, and a little Tanks & Tuddies chaos.

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Welcome back to Tanks & Tuddies! Episode 163 breaks down our NFL Week 13 best bets, Thanksgiving-themed locks, longshots, parlays, model plays, and a big Lions–Packers Thursday preview.

🏈 Locks & Longshots

Jake Locks: 33-40-2
Jake Longshots: 12-37
Picks this week: Raiders +10, Broncos -5.5, plus a “Parlay the Model” longshot.

Austin Locks: 53-49
Austin Longshots: 29-88
Thanksgiving locks: Packers +2.5, Chiefs/Cowboys o52.5, Bears +7, Saints +6, Vikings/Seahawks u41.5.
Longshots: Packers ML, Cowboys ML, Wisconsin +165.

🔥 NFL Talk

Lions + Packers breakdown, Thursday implications, and playoff talk.

📈 Parlays & Props

Last week: 4-leg parlay hit.
This week’s TD scorers, player prop combos, and two new 4-leggers.

🧠 Paige’s Picks

Austin: 114-63-1
Jake: 108-69-1
Paige: 106-71-1

📊 The Model

“The Model” now 10-5-2, plus full Data-Backed picks with 💎 ratings.

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Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets.

This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers talk, and Paige’s Picks. If you want NFL predictions, underdog picks, betting analysis, and laughs… you’re in the right place.

🔒 Locks & Longshots Records (All-Time)

Jake Locks: 112-92-2
Jake Longshots: 52-106-3
Austin Locks: 97-115-2
Austin Longshots: 54-170-5

🔐 Jake’s Locks (26-38)

Last Week: 3-3
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Colts +3 at Chiefs
• Titans +13.5 vs Seahawks
• Jets +13.5 at Ravens
• Giants +10.5 at Lions
• Bears -3 vs Steelers
• Browns +3 at Raiders
• Jags -2.5 at Cardinals
• Falcons +1.5 at Saints
• Bucs +6.5 at Rams
• Panthers +7 at 49ers

🎯 Jake’s Longshot (12-36)

• Colts/Bucs ML Lay +789
Jake’s Long-Term Prop: Lions vs Packers in the NFC Championship with Lions -6.5 alt spread.

🔒 Austin’s Locks (50-47)

Last Week: 2-2
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Texans +6
• Bears -2.5
• Vikings/Packers u41.5
• Colts/Chiefs o49.5 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)
• Panthers +7 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)

🎯 Austin’s Longshots (27-87)

• Texans ML +235
• Colts ML +154
• Browns ML +170 (Against All Odds Longshot of the Week)

🏈 NFL Talk This Week

• Shedeur Sanders
• Detroit Lions breakdown
• Packers concerns
• Lions win total (Keep Track Bet): O/U 11.5 — Jake (Over) vs Austin (Under)

🧨 TD Scorer Picks

Jake: Puka -115, Diggs +120
Austin: Christian Watson +195, JSN +105

🧱 4-Leg Parlay

Jake: Jags (-2.5), Seahawks/Titans o39.5
Austin: Bears (-2.5), Giants/Lions o50.5

⭐ Paige’s Picks

Austin: 104-59-1
Jake: 98-65-1
Paige: 97-66-1

📊 The Models

“The Model” → 3-3
“Data Backed Model” → Tracking continues

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The boys are back for another week of Locks and Longshots! Jake’s breaking out a new betting model, Austin’s trying to make bread with the sweatiest overs in America, and the ChatGPT era might just be officially over.

This week we’re breaking down our favorite NFL Week 11 picks, longshots, and parlays — including our 10-Day $10K Challenge, wild touchdown scorer parlays, and our favorite bets across Bills vs Bucs, Bengals vs Steelers, Seahawks vs Rams, and more.

💰 Jake’s Picks: Jets +12.5, Bengals +5.5, Bucs +5.5, Bears +3, Seahawks +3, 49ers -3
🔥 Austin’s Picks: Bucs/Bills o48, Chargers/Jags o43.5, Chiefs/Broncos u43.5, Seahawks/Rams o48.5
🎯 Longshots: Bucs ML +205, Bears ML +145, Bengals ML +205, Wisconsin ML +2000
🏈 Paige’s Picks: Closing the gap with a 87-61-1 record — watch out boys!

If you’re into sports betting, NFL picks, parlays, and gambling comedy, this episode’s for you. We’re betting bold, laughing harder, and taking you along for the ride every week.

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We’re back with Episode 160 of Tanks & Tuddies, and things are heating up in the NFL betting world 🔥

Jake and Austin are breaking down Week 10 NFL picks, locks & longshots, and yes — the Detroit Lions playoff prophecy lives on. We’ve got bad beats, bold parlays, and a few Crock Pot Cookin’ Bombs ready to cash 💰

🏈 This Week’s Highlights:

Jake’s Locks: Bills -9.5 at Dolphins

ChatGPT’s Lock: Lions -8.5 at Commanders

Austin’s Locks: Colts/Falcons Under 48.5 & Ravens -3.5 vs Vikings

Longshots of the Week: Jags ML +105 & NFC North Parlay (+215)

Paige’s Picks Update: Austin (87-47-1), Jake (82-52-1), Paige (78-56-1)

Recap of the Megaladon Monopoly Bail Money Lock (RIP 😅)

Blue Jays choke, Lions-Packers misery, and more chaos

👀 Can Jake finally beat ChatGPT again?
🔥 Will Austin’s “Not Fun Just Make Bread” lock cash again?
💬 Drop your Lock of the Week in the comments — we’ll feature our favorites next episode!

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NFL betting, bad beats, and the best/worst gambling analysis on the internet — all from two degenerates who actually love Wisconsin & Michigan sports.

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The boys are back for Episode 159 of Tanks and Tuddies, breaking down the NFL Week 9 betting lines, locks and longshots, wild parlay picks, and the latest from the MLB World Series!

Jake is trying to bounce back after a brutal week, Austin unveils his “Megalodon Monopoly Bail Money Lock,” and ChatGPT throws its hat in the ring with some risky NFL picks. Plus — a new BeanBoozled bet between Tubbs and Franke over the Lions win total!

We’re covering it all:
🏈 NFL Week 9 betting picks and parlays
⚾ Dodgers vs Blue Jays World Series reactions
🦁 Lions bye week thoughts
🧠 ChatGPT vs Jake record update
🎯 Paige’s Picks leaderboard update

If you’re into sports betting, NFL predictions, and pure comedy chaos, hit that play button and watch along — it’s way better when you see it!

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