Okayyy visual girlies (and boys and theys) welcome back, Adam and Gwyn have officially teleported you to Bali this week. Yes, we’re on holiday. Yes, we’re sweaty. And yes, our hair is giving “drowned rat chic.” It’s PARTY TIME, babes.

Shockingly, this episode actually has… structure? Anyway, HAVE YOU HEARD about Cynthia and Ariana’s relationship status? Because we have thoughts, and absolutely none of them matter, but we’re sharing them like it’s our civic duty. Also, massive shoutout to Miley Cyrus for getting engaged - Queen really said “you get the best of both worlds” and meant it. We’re proud of you, mother. Then we play “Finish the Lyrics,” which is extra on-brand considering this holiday has melted our brains and we’ve been analysing the most unhinged lyrics for no reason. Finally, we wrap things up with an iconic Reddit moment: “I think my husband is useless… but he’s also so hot.” Honestly? Mood.

Okay besties, we are FLOATING on cloud nine this week because - drumroll - we got asked to be bridesmaids!! Time to lock in, colour code the Google Doc, and Type-A the absolute hell out of this wedding era. First up - Facebook. Let’s debrief. Is it… low-key dying? Are the young people just collectively ghosting Mark Zuckerberg? We’re investigating. Also, shoutout to Spain for becoming the first country to give five days a month for period pain. Like… hello? Revolutionary behaviour. Normalize not suffering in silence! Then we’ve got our “Inspo Minutes” with Granola and Almond AKA your weekly dose of humble pie. And don’t lie… you rehearse fake arguments in your car. We all do. This is a judgment-free zone. We’re back with another round of Girlboss or Gaslight, where everyday objects suddenly have main-character energy. And of course, we’re wrapping it all up with our iconic Edit from Reddit. Thanks for vibing with us for another week. Let's get into it!

Let’s kick off the episode with Gwyn trauma-dumping in real time about some hippie named Chimes who tried to heal her with breathwork, energy vibes, and probably moon dust. Truly a weird era for Gwyn, but hey, content is content.

Next up, we’re introducing a brand-new game “Wildly Qualified.” The rules? Match the occupation to the animal. That’s it, and honestly? It slaps. Like, imagine a koala working as an STD doctor. The vibes are… concerning but also kinda perfect? Crikey, Dundee would be proud. Then we’ve got Granola and Almond back for their weekly Therapy Minutes. Mirror opens up about addiction and what it actually feels like to… well… mirror someone. Granola does their best to guide Mirror through this emotional pothole in their life. Finally, it’s time for our Reddit Edit - AITA for walking out on my girlfriend of three years after she publicly humiliated me for likes and views? Spoiler: the drama is piping hot.