Summer’s here — and everyone’s thrilled… except a furious Galway sex shop owner named Dave.

Ray takes us on a wild tour through the erotic aisles of Laura Jane Boutique—brace yourself, it’s not for the faint-hearted. Doris Freeman spills the tea on why her husband Morgan is sulking, while Morgan himself delivers a surprisingly heartfelt spoken word on spirituality, grief, and whisky.

Sam Smith returns with quirky confessions about his solo rituals and a baffling new ambition: to become an oyster.

And in our weekly sketch, Kaiden Stokes attempts to join a women’s football team by playing the trans card, sparking chaos and comedy in equal measure.

#ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #IrishComedy #Satire #SpokenWord #TransDebate #WomenInFootball #SketchComedy

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In the latest episode of Talking Istanbullocks, things spiral from the valleys of Wales to the poultry pens of Lickey End.

Jorma belts out “The Rambler”, a Kenny Rogers-style ballad advising Welsh village pub-goers about Brexit, inbreeding and sheep-related shame.

True or False starts with Norm from Cheers and somehow ends with Irish wakes and obituaries, Welsh Baftas, and Paul Bastard — Torquay United’s fan liaison officer turned internet legend.

In Lickey End, Norma’s standing for Reform UK but forgets politics the moment she sees her black, poultry-farming Tory rival. Love (or something like it) blossoms over his prize cock.

Ray praises actress Joan O’Ruairc for her role as long-suffering Betty and launches an unofficial campaign for her Welsh Bastard BAFTA — and no, that’s not a typo.

Packed with satire, innuendo, and the sort of nonsense that’d turn your uncle off and make your auntie want it all the harder

#TalkingIstanbullocks

#PaulBastardTorquay

#ComedyPodcast

#SketchComedy

#WelshBaftas

#KennyRogersParody

#LickeyEnd

#ReformUK

#BritishComedy

#IrishComedy

#PoliticalSatire

#PrizeCock

#FanLiaisonLegend

#ObituariesAndBaftas

#CultComedy

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Jorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You’ll have to listen to understand that one.)

Expect:

– A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife

– A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns

– A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax penguins and colonise Mars, until Chris the Talking Dog crashes the party and Mexican fishermen save the day.

Also: a cheating father explains politics to his son with a crystal clear analogy

#TalkingIstanbullocks #Top10PercentPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishHumour #MorganFreemanParody #GaryLineker #Goats #TrumpSketch

#ElonMusk #ChrisTheTalkingDog #PodcastAnniversary #satire #surrealcomedy #banter

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