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An angry Gnome and a Drunken Leprechaun comment on current news. In this episode, Putin and Trump can't seem to get a peace agreement going while Hans Grundberg re-unites 1600 families in an 11 year war.

Twelve weeks after the U.S.–Israeli strikes on Iran. Six and a half weeks into a Pakistan-brokered ceasefire that just survived a drone strike on the UAE's only nuclear plant, a strike the UAE now blames on Iraqi territory. The Pentagon, which now legally calls itself the Department of War, is asking Congress for a $1.5 trillion budget, 42% above current levels.

The war's running tab is $29 billion. The $200 billion Iran supplemental promised in March still has not arrived on the Hill, with a June 11 markup deadline staring at it. Lockheed Martin closed at $533 on Friday, down from a $692 peak. RTX is at $175, off its March high of $214.50.

Defense stocks are pricing in a deal — and the Department of War's budget request has not moved a single dollar. Gas at the pump is $4.55. The federal government is being asked to suspend the gas tax and the diesel tax.

Saturday, May 23, 2026 — President Trump told Axios his odds of taking Iran's latest counterproposal versus restarting the war were a "solid fifty-fifty." A few hours later he posted on Truth Social that the deal was "largely negotiated."

Iranian state media this morning: on Hormuz, Tehran retains management. Today is the day the President is in a room with his envoys deciding whether the war is over or whether it starts again. We are recording while he decides.

Sixty-five years ago, a Republican five-star general gave the last speech of his presidency and warned the country about exactly this. Ninety-one years ago, the most decorated Marine of his generation came home, sat down, and wrote a book called War Is a Racket. Both men are here tonight.

Scott and the Machine spend this episode in Pattern Mode — reading the invoice on air. The Department of War's $1.5T topline. The missing $200B supplemental. The January 2026 Lockheed THAAD production-quadrupling contract signed a month before the strikes started. The FinCEN IRGC alert. The 13 American KIA, the 365 wounded CENTCOM will admit to. The 1.38 million barrels a day Iran is still moving to China. The gas-and-diesel-tax pause, costing the federal government half a billion dollars a week if it passes.

Then two American military men walk in to argue about it. Dwight D. Eisenhower — five-star general, Supreme Allied Commander Europe, two-term President, the man who built the modern American defense establishment and then warned the country what it had become. Smedley D. Butler — Major General, U.S. Marine Corps, two-time Medal of Honor recipient, the most decorated Marine of his generation, who came home and named the racket while the rest of the country was still inside it. The general who built it. The Marine who refused it.

Ask the Machine brings three listener questions from the people closest to the cost: Aiyana from Phoenix, who works the THAAD assembly line at Lockheed Sierra Vista and whose brother just got rotated to Bahrain; Hossein from Houston, an Iranian-American oil-and-gas professional watching gas prices, his company's stock, and his mother's rice ration move in the same week; and Walter from Chicago, a returning caller — the Vietnam veteran who came home in 1971 and wants to know when the citizenry gets its eyes back.

The market is pricing the war ending. The Department of War is pricing the war continuing forever. Both can be true at once. That is the gravity Eisenhower warned about, in its purest form yet.

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