The Two Bobs episode 313 for Monday, May 11, 2026:

• What are The Bobs drinking?
  • Rob enjoyed a Cheat Day from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/a819119880
  • Robert nursed a Chocolate Peanut Butter Yeti from Great Divide. https://untp.beer/xrwMp
  • Follow us on Untapped at @RobFromTTB and @PintPatrol or we’ll close your Taco Bell.
• We’ll be taking a break for a few weeks due to life and Robert’s upcoming Michigan visit.
• This week’s CRAZY NEWS had to sell both of its kidneys to buy gas this week.
  • Florida Woman® was arrested for fecal vandalism, which is one of the worst kinds of vandalism. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/04/29/altamonte-springs-woman-arrested-after-feces-vandalism-incidents-in-spring-oaks-neighborhood/
  • A Seattle neighborhood held a funeral for a Taco Bell that closed 30 years ago. https://mynorthwest.com/lifestyle/west-seattle-artist-taco-bell/4234684
  • Florida Man® was arrested for a DUI after using his shoe to make a phone call. https://coralspringstalk.com/man-calling-family-on-shoe-stripped-ran-59442
  • Florida Stripper® was arrested for attacking a strip club manager with a pole. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/bodycam-shows-foot-chase-of-dancer-accused-of-attacking-strip-club-manager-with-pole/3803357/
  • Relationship experts say engagement rings should cost at least two tanks of gas. Unfortunately, this makes proper proposals out of reach for most Americans. https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas

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