"If Klingon food is too strong for you, perhaps we can get one of the females to breast-feed you."

"'Dear Trek in the Vallites,

We hope this missive is finding you well. This week we have placed, in this glass bottle you have found on the beach that is your podcast app. The water of...podcasts lapping against the podcast...shores...

Time is short and I need to get this message in the water. Please! Listen to Adam and Al discuss Season 2 Ep 8 of TNG, 'A Matter of Honor.' Before the guards find me, I need to let you now that this episode is an absolute banger. Matter of Honor examines the dichotomy between a Benzite ensign on the Enterprise, and a human first officer assigned to a Klingon ship. Adam and Al absolute crack each other up covering-"'

'At this point, the letter deteriorates, but as you can see here, the paper on which it was printed clearly came from a big box store of the era. Now, class we need to move on to the experiments lab so you can check on your ant farms before lunch!'

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