• We Were Karate, You and I
    2026/04/14

    The season one finale has it all. Booze! Drugs! Pornography! Poor sportsmanship! Woke mind virus! Three-point kicks, one-point kicks! Kicks that don't count! Karate! Not-Karate! Who will win enough arbitrary points to take home the All Valley House Cup and be declared Karate Prefect? You don't know? This show came out in 2018...

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    1 時間 32 分
  • Misunderstanding Triangle
    2026/04/07

    They’re not so different, Daniel and Johnny. By the end of this episode they become even more not as different than they previously weren’t.

    TTB: 16:59

    Bully Rating: 2.5

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    1 時間 10 分
  • Rocky Babies
    2026/03/31

    Two dojos, both unalike in dignity (one boils hot pockets, the other buys potato salad),

    In fair Reseda where we lay our scene.

    In episode 8 we watch both dojos get some nature-based karate training involving trees and viral infections, while Daniel experiences the brutal nightmare of having a family. Also Ashley doesn't know who the good guy in Karate Kid was.

    Our hosts also discuss Karate Kid’s spiritual prequel, Rocky (1976), aka Karate Kid Zero.

    Body Count: 1 Pontiac Firebird, and also Hawk, probably (look, we want to be optimistic but let's face it, he's a dead bird walking)

    TTB: 0.09!!!

    Bully Rating: 3 (they signed a waiver)

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    1 時間 15 分
  • Seasoned with Bonsai
    2026/03/24

    It's a real after-school-special of an episode when Mister Lawrence takes his stinky briefcase to learn how a karate bill becomes a karate law. Robbie the Beautiful Karate Baby learns a tough lesson about peer pressure, and Sam gets violent with Miguel down at the Golf N’ All-O-That or whatever it's called.

    Time to Beers (TTB): 04:11

    Bully Rating: 0.5/5

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    57 分
  • Karate Lonely
    2026/03/17

    Anyone want to do some karate? Karate anyone? Anyone? Karate? Hey, who's up for some karate? Karate train, leaving the station (choo choo). Hey, karate time, first round is on me! Hey, did I hear you say karate? No? Karate people in the house raise those hands! Karate? With me? Anyone? Karate.

    Time to Beers (TTB): 18:44

    Bully Rating: 3.5 out of 5

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    1 時間 17 分
  • Bonsai Sausage
    2026/03/10

    Danny Larusso's NIMBY phase.

    Time to Beers (TTB): N/A

    Bully Rating: 1.75 out of 5

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    1 時間 28 分
  • The Billboard
    2026/03/03

    Cobra Kai almost dies.

    Time to Beers (TTB): 2:20

    Bully Rating: 2 out of 5

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    1 時間 26 分
  • Expired Headbands
    2026/02/24

    Kicks get chicks.

    Time to Beers (TTB): 8:37

    Bully Rating: 4.5 out of 5

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    1 時間 15 分