We finally got there! Crossing The Rubincon! How's it gonna end? (The season. There's still season 2, remember?)

So much has happened. People are dancing or lamenting the cancellation, but we're here to talk about the FINALE (to season 1).

The only place to give you the unvarnished truth about what worked... and what didn't. Plus a few tall boys.

And also... I'm Eighteen.

Things get loose at the end! Come hang out. Hopefully some guy won't whip out a guitar and make it awkward.

Ending are hard.

For some intro banter, and stuff cut from the end where we finally really talk about anime... check out the patreon at

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Are they ... too good? Calm down, Wade.

We're talking "300th Night," the 9th episode of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.

We're also talking Omega Particles, certain lewd rings, and thing's we've recieved in the mail.

New Sam. Who this?

More Vonnegut facts! Everybody loves those.

Strap in (We Don't talk about those).

Oh hey. Contact your McElroys. We gotta get I'm Eighteeen out there.

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Talking about Star Trek: Starfleet Academy's "The Life of the Stars":

Flipping a chair around backwards and sitting with my arms crossed,

"Did you know Shakespeare is basically the same thing as rap?"

Let's rap about trauma, fellow kids.

Also for the prurient puerile folks out there, this episode gave us fodder to talk about quadratesticles and the genitalia of Klingons ... and echidnas.

Lotta sighs in this one!

Remember to contact your Red Letter McElroy's about getting "I'm Eighteen" featured in season 2 of Star Trek Academy!

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Are they going amok up in here? Many wing men, wing ladies, and so many hats.

Star Trek, The Holdovers... without Paul Giamatti?

The Talk About Star Trek Challenge.

Nerd Corner: On hologram ballistics and empathic psychics making sounds... In Space.

Just be gay already, Hunter. How gay are we on a fluid sexuality scale? Well we get into that.

And ok Intrepid Class Listeners: You know what you have to do.

We don't have the juice to get it done, but maybe with youre help someone can.

We'll spend time talking about I'm Eighteen by Alice Cooper anyway. Perhaps more than Glen wants to.

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Wherein we watched an episode of we rather liked (Come, Let's Away)..

And tear apart what we didn't like for over an hour.

Contact your McElroys!

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It's time to return to Deep Space Nine with Series Acclimation Mil!

First though... Wade did something you shouldn't do: He went to Reddit.

Lot to unpack in this episode, for the real fans anyways. Is Sean confused? Short answer: Yes.

Have you contacted your McElroy's yet?

Oh. Also mentioned in this episode was James's fanfic pilot of a new Trek tv show. Remember? Well you can check it out for free over at the Kicker of Elves patreon:

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Whether or not you liked this episode of SFA, I'll go out on a limb and say "Kestrel Prime" is a whole lot better way to revisit some of you favorite characters and references in a way that is more than just empty eggs.

We're turning things around here. No more negativity. Good Vibes only!

It's a good thing we like this episode, "Vox in Excelso"

What happened with Klingons after Star Trek Discovery left them behind in season 2?

Wade gets a bunch of facts wrong and shames his house.

People are talking about this episode, but nobody's talking about Jay-den's two dads. What's up with that?

Too gay or not gay enough?

All this and more! Check it out!

Also check out the patreon for more from these guys (like the one-off "I Love the Hades" podcast) and also Wade, James, and Hugh from the other podcast Wade does

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But most importantly. Contact everyone you know (and the McElroys) about getting "I'm Eighteen" into Season of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy!

And what about that theme song by Glen Hall? Full song at the end.

Did this show need to be this long?

Plus other... notes.

This one's about sports. Or it?

And pranks. Or is it?

And horticulture.

Don't forget to contact your representative, your most favorite McElroy, and most influential pocast about getting "I'm Eighteen" into season two of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy!

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