This week on the Spare Me Podcast, Dee & Francesca are talking about when people say you can't have pets and newborns at the same time, a man who wears his underwear during sex, and Chea's latest bout of adult diaper rash.

This week, Francesca and Dee are playing a game! Listen as they give tantalizing answers to a variety of topics, including Kinky and Relationships! You'll also experience a couple of side quests, like Dee's reasoning for not sharing her son's face online, and some hilarious sexual encounters!

On this week's episode, we're talking about obscure 90s dinner table rules, our thoughts on kids (or PARENTS) that use iPads all day every day, and how we need to BRING BACK SHAME!

We're talking about how to prep your vagina for birth, traveling to Japan, creep ass men, and Dee's Rant of the Week!

Today we're talking about those WTF pregnancy moments when strangers comment on your belly! We'll also dive in to pregnancy porn, the debate on diaper genies, and the awful stench of a cum tree.

Dee gives us two different lists to mull over: "shit people tried to convince me to buy that i never fucking needed for my baby" and "shit i absolutely loved during the newborn stage".

We'll also hear about annoying solicitors and dive deep into the wonders of a perineal massage.

Today we're pissed off about people that put children's faces on the front lawn, 20 foot skeletons dressed for St. Paddy's Day, and that insane Summer House bonus episode.

WTF is up with these pregnancy hemorrhoids!? Let's hear all about Francesca's week with the hemorrhoid from hell. Then we'll go through all the bullshit women have to purchase while pregnant, and round everything out with some Love Island and Scamanda.