Today's episode is sponsored by Chili's. A River Runs Through the box office, but is still no match for Seagal and those Mighty Ducks. And we finally reach the "End Of The Road" for the Boyz

On Clarissa Explains It All, we get a re-run of Total TV, so we honor the legendary explaining fashionista herself, Mrs. Melissa Joan Hart.

Over at the Roundhouse, John is tortured by a bully while the rest of the cast deals with other forms of conflict.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, Ren is excited when his cousin, Svën, is coming over for a visit, until he finds out that Svën is an idiot just like Stimpy.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Two boys befriend a young woman where they encourage her to join them in search of a legend that comes every year.

Today's episode is sponsored by Count Chocula Monster Cereal Glow in the Dark. Steven Segal is still under siege from The Candyman and the Reservoir Dogs at the box office. Kris Kross's backwards fashion is still no match for the Boyz on that seemingly never ending road.

On Clarissa Explains It All, after being left alone for the night, Clarissa and Ferguson take turns scaring one another. Over the course of the evening, the Darling war continues escalate until an unexpected guest frightens them both.

Over at the Roundhouse, the sketches are focused on beauty and good looks, proving that what really matters is what's inside.

Then on Ren & Stimpy, in a sick tribute to classic animation, the two cook up a ploy to act as a rodent removal service. Ren becomes the mouse, and Stimpy as the cat. They take their services to suburbia with mixed results.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Dean, a troubled student, awakens an ancient secret hidden in the school.

Today's episode is sponsored by Creepy Crawlers. The Candyman scares his way into the box office, as Steven Seagal stays under siege. Vanessa Williams tries to Save The Best For Last, but the Boyz make it difficult. Plus, Henry Fonda and the art of Sucking Face.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa finds herself attracted to the school bully. Marshall goes for a new look after being scouted by lady from a modeling agency.

Over at the Roundhouse, the cast goes through an entire year in twenty four minutes and thirty seven seconds.

Then, on Ren & Stimpy, Ren Hoëk becomes "Robin Hoëk" in this parody of the Robin Hood legend. Stimpy, however, runs from scene to scene as he takes on the role of every other character. Next, stricken with an illness, Ren is brought back to health through Stimpy's unusual nursing practices. In some cases, the cure can be worse than the illness!

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Jake, an aspiring young actor, is in a play where, during rehearsals, strange things start happening to him when it's only a matter of time before opening night.

Today's episode is sponsored by Skip-It. Steven Seagal takes siege at the box office. Mr Big wants to be with you, if the Boyz let him. And we still wait for DDL find us.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa turns to her computer to help her finish an assignment for which she must write a poem. Not only does the computer "write" a strange but well-loved poem, but also Clarissa is chosen to represent her school at a banquet for young poets.

Over at the Roundhouse, The family falls on hard times when the economy goes downhill.

Ren & Stimpy air a rerun . So, we uncover some fun facts about our favorite cat and dog duo.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Andy Carr moves in the new neighborhood where things don't start out well until he figures out that there's something hidden inside his basement.

This week's episode is sponsored by WWF Wrestling Buddies. The Mighty Ducks fly their way into the box office. Right Said Fred tries to top the Boyz on the Billboard charts. And Sinead O'Connor's iconic SNL performance.

On Clarissa Explains It All, we get another airing of Sam's Swan Song. So, we dive deep into some trivia about the show.

Over at the Roundhouse, Jeff (the son) decides to run for class president. He struggles with the reality of politics and fake popularity.

Then, on Ren & Stimpy, Stimpy wins a competition that takes him to the Big-time in Hollywood. Ren, left at home, begins to miss Stimpy more than he ever would have thought. Will Stimpy, rich and successful, remember Ren and return home?

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Some new neighbors move into a neighborhood. They are originally from Eastern Europe, wear black, collect blood, and are only active at night.

This week's episode is sponsored by Fruit Stripe Gum. DDL "will find" his way at the box office, and MJ attempts to shorten the road for those Boys becoming men.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Marshall becomes jealous when Janet's ex-boyfriend, a successful writer, pays the Darlings a visit for dinner.

At the Roundhouse, the boy and his 'Dudes' go to the mall where he meets a girl. They go out on their first date, which doesn't start promising. Will they find a way to make it work or will immaturity rule the day?

Ren & Stimpy reruns leave us discovering some fun facts about our favorite cat and dog duo!

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, a family moves to a small house in the summer where they befriend a young man, and start feeling weaker every day.

This week's episode is sponsored by Hungry Hungry Hippos. The Boys are still becoming men. Barry Bonds goes 30 for 30. And Captain Ron sails into the box office.

On Clarissa Explains It All, Sam's mom comes to town to play in a roller derby match. Although she is the "Most Valuable Slayer," she announces that she wants to quit the derby and take Sam back to Seattle to live with her for good.

Over at the Roundhouse, TV is put on trial. The Average American Family goes to court to defend its beloved Telly.

Then, Ren & Stimpy, are on the brink of starvation, They disguise themselves as Dalmatians, and find employment at a fire station. Can these two handle an inferno at a towering skyscraper, with all of its exotic residents in need of rescue? Next, Stimpy, a little giant, and the brunt of the big giants' jokes, leaves home to find a happier life. What partnership will unfold when he meets Ren, a simple dairy farmer?

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Weeds, a prankster, buys his girlfriend Marybeth a pair of super spec glasses as part of his April's Fool Day collection. Once she puts on the glasses, strange figures appear and can't be explained.

This week's episode is sponsored by Nickelodeon GAK. The Air prequel drops at the box office and shuffles things up. And Boyz II Men? Again??

On Clarissa Explains It All, aunt Mafalda has been tasked with overseeing Clarissa and Ferguson while their parents are out of town. Clarissa worries that her demonstrative aunt will ruin her planned slumber party.

Confusion arises over at the Roundhouse. Do we go on a First Date? Or do we learn about Crushes/Idealism? The family visits the 'abusebent' park where daughter doesn't want to be seen with her family because she thinks they'll embarrass her in front of her new crush. After the crush is humiliated she learns what is truly important.

Then, Ren & Stimpy, crash-land on a strange planet. Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy go about cataloging and reporting on the strange planets inhabitants. But, before long, and quite unexpectedly, an inhabitant takes a very close look at them. Next, in kitsch documentary style, Ren narrates over some footage of curious flora and fauna. Finally, we are treated to a rare spotting of the Crocostimpy.

And on Are You Afraid Of The Dark, Two girls go to an attic where one of them tries on a uniform that belonged to a dead relative where her spirit lives on.