Derick doesn't know what to say about that time HBO made prestige TV for babies.

Hurry up and wait for someone else to get ready because it is time for a nudibranquet! Tune your harp and stretch those jaw muscles because you will be yawning! (And playing the harp.)

Matt Kawczynski is with us to ring out the middle and ring in the wait what is happening here?

"The Captain And The Countess"

Brian Sadecki may never come back to Swans Crossing but he will remember it fondly and with a lot of questions.

It's the middle of Swans Crossing and there's no going back! Lauren Flans gets dropped in and is either curious or furious, still can't be sure.

We are back with a special January 6th themed episode of Swans Crossing. Nate and Jordy ride shotgun, whatver that means.

The middle begins! Swans Crossing's days are numbered. It's still a very high number, but it's worth fretting the fact that this show will not last forever. If only it would just start telling itself to never die in the mirror every day.

Single Season Record goes to the movies!

Then it promptly gets into a fight, suffers through a hurricane and kills a franchise.

We are back with the final episode of Firefly. Or maybe we've always been here.