Season 5 ends with an absolute bang, courtesy of the twisted mind of comedian JOE GERBO. He drank General Gorostieta Tequila. I drank Jameson. Then we somehow got Into prison life, Quentin Tarantino, STDs, Nancy Guthrie, terminal cancer, Auschwitz, and (never forget) his deceased grandfather, "Dick DeGerbo."

This week I got drunk with the Spin Queen herself, MEGAN TOMEI, and somehow the conversation spiraled from not wanting kids to losing our virginity, the male anatomy, public pooping, why never owning a dog changes you as a person, and the middle school "scooping" scandal every millennial somehow survived.

DISCLAIMER: This is the only episode where I had to edit things out (toward the end). I was extremely intoxicated, and my incredibly patient guest, GREG MELLY, was nothing short of a perfect gentleman.

We drank Jameson and somehow ended up talking about the Dixie Chicks, Netflix's glow-up, PDFs, and plenty of other weird, random topics. Before I accidentally ruin his reputation, go check out Greg's special, More Time, now on all streaming platforms.

Learn about all things fierce with NIKOLAI PHALEN this week on Shotcast. We gracefully ripped shots of Dwayne Johnson's Teremana tequila while we got wasted dishing about men on Grindr, stage 5 clingers, and how orgies should work.

This week, Aussie comic JULIAN BREHENY gave me a crash course on life Down Under, covering everything from World History to the ideal lighting setup for intercourse. In return, I taught him about the hot local singles featured in Quest commercials and the confusing condition known as astigmatism.

This week I had New York's very own Long Island Princess join: CHANEL OMARI. She had Tito's while I sipped on whiskey because I'm allergic to vodka but not her humor. Us old hags got right into some hard-hitting topics like performer's guilt, rehab, and the truth about lie detectors on Maury. She will be taping her one-hour special at the Cutting Room in NYC, so please go if you're in town May 23rd!

Shotcast is BACK with its most unhinged episode yet, featuring the notoriously repulsive Brooklyn-born comic HARRISON MARX. The liquor flowed faster than our brains as we dove headfirst into Jewish culture, drug use, freedom of speech, and comedy’s darker side. Somewhere in the middle, shrooms entered the mix, and things only got weirder from there. Consider this your warning.

This week’s guest is hilariously unhinged comedian JAKE STROM. Since he’s a retired rapper, we skipped the booze, cracked an Ayrloom, and went full Towlie on edibles. What follows: AI weed conspiracies, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. takes, glassblowing, and the possibility that his girlfriend might be married.