Episode 53 of the Sunburnt Podcast is here, and hosts Emmy winning producer Thomas O'Brien and Netflix comedian Chip Chantry are swinging for the fences. This week: Travel & Leisure dropped a list of the 20 best Caribbean beaches and Pig Beach somehow made the cut — the guys have questions. The LA Marathon gave out medals at the 18-mile mark because it was too hot, and Thomas calls it "global softening." St. Patrick's Day celebrations span from Dublin to Buenos Aires, but nothing compares to Philadelphia's infamous Erin Express pub crawl.

In tech news that nobody asked for, ChatGPT is now roasting users based on their perceived insecurities, and Thomas reveals he built his own AI program to torch people's LinkedIn profiles. Carnival Cruise Lines just opened a $600 million private island in the Bahamas with Shaquille O'Neal as their Chief Fun Officer. The Hypochondriac Corner features Chip dodging a coughing stranger at a wedding brunch.

Fish of the Week introduces Clarence, the Hawaiian Scorpion Fish — a venomous, algae-covered curmudgeon who can eat prey almost his own size. The Good Book cracks open two records: a Danish doctor who swam 202 meters underwater on a single breath, and Dunkin's 276-gallon iced latte containing 3,200 shots of espresso.

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