Season 1 finale! 🎉

Robyn closes out the first season of Schall We Talk with a full chaos-and-heart episode. First up, it is game time: The Newlywed Game style showdown between Mama & Papa Schall vs Robyn & Dr. Piano Man. Who knows their partner better? Who secretly hates laundry more? And who is trying to win a trip to Mallorca?

After the game, Robyn sits down and walks through the 2025 Goals List and everything this wild year held: getting an ice cream flavor named after her, raising over $30k for Ronald McDonald House, boxing ring announcing, kissing under a waterfall in Japan, doing stand up in Spanish in Madrid, cheering at Stanford, getting the key to the city, visiting the Wicked set at Kelly Clarkson, popping up on Law & Order, and of course… getting engaged and planning a wedding in Mallorca.

She also looks ahead to Season 2, talks about what is coming while the show is on break, and reminds you where to hang out with her in the meantime: tour dates, Patreon, New Year’s Eve live, and more.

Season 2 of Schall We Talk returns January 15. 💗

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com

Patreon Producers:

Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.

Produced by Security

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Come into the “kitchen” (using that term very loosely) for a chaotic holiday treats episode of Schall We Talk

I attempt to decorate three “festive” cupcakes – Santa, Hanukkah, and a reindeer – while answering your holiday advice questions, including:

• How do you politely stop in-laws from buying you useless gift cards?
• Is it okay to skip family holidays and just binge reality TV and eat cake?
• How do you get through the first Hanukkah/New Year’s after losing a parent?
• Are you allowed to hook up at your partner’s parents’ house over the holidays?

Then we switch gears and talk about one of my favorite things all year: the Ronald McDonald House livestream auction.

You’ll meet:

John – the kid who:

• Won the bucket hat… and then gifted it to Michelle
• Won a date with Security and won an opportunity to be a guest on Schall We Talk

Michelle – One of the recognizable names of the auction the last two years

• Last year: going through breast cancer treatment, calling in for the soccer jersey, and everyone piling on “Team Michelle” to make sure she got it

We wrap with some family gratitude, New Year’s Eve livestream talk, and Mama Schall’s producer shout-outs.

I hope this episode gives you the giggles and gets you in the holiday spirit.

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com

Patreon Producers:

Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.

Produced by Security

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Happy Thanksgiving, KIDS!

In this episode of Schall We Talk, Robyn kicks off the holiday by sharing what she’s truly grateful for this year: Security (yes, really), the kids, her parents, CIA, and of course, Dr. Piano Man. She also recaps her whirlwind California week:

• Getting the key to the city of Plymouth
• Cheerleading with Stanford University at their big game
• The surprise turnout of KIDS who drove hours just to be there

Then we go full Thanksgiving chaos:

• Robyn and Security read “I’m thankful for…” submissions from the KIDS… except Robyn secretly asked everyone to send in fake, unhinged ones to prank him.
• Security brings back his Mediocre News Anchor segment with Thanksgiving-themed stories:
  • Oreo’s bizarre Thanksgiving cookie collection
  • A real-life “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” turkey trot warning
  • Jell-O’s strange holiday molds
• Robyn and Security play a Thanksgiving Q&A game about traditions, favorite memories, and how Robyn and Dr. Piano Man now celebrate with reality TV, Chinese food, and cake straight out of the pan with a fork.

Plus, Mama Schall calls in for a health update on Papa Schall, shares what she’s grateful for, and gives the official Patreon Producer shout-outs.

Whether you’re celebrating Thanksgiving, half-listening while cooking, or watching from another country where this is just a random Thursday, you’re part of this family and we’re so thankful you’re here. ❤️

Links & ways to get involved

Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic

Patreon (bonus videos and behind-the-scenes): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Tour tickets (D.C., Philly, Orlando, Key West, Atlanta): robynschall.com

Patreon Producers:

Victoria (last name TBD), Susan Santoro, Thomas Ives, and Dr. Piano Man.

Produced by Security

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