ROBYN IS ENGAGED!!!!! After years of dating stories and near-misses, Robyn says yes to Dr. Piano Man — on the beach, with a message-in-a-bottle, parchment letter, and family close by. There are happy tears, a perfect oval ring (with a braided “bow” band), and two white birds circling overhead. It’s romantic, hilarious, and very us.

This episode includes

• The proposal: Long Beach boardwalk → “castaway bottle” → the letter → the yes
• How he pulled it off (and why Robyn totally misread the clues)
• Ring talk: oval center, braided band, the sweet “bow” detail and ghost-doodle origin story
• Mallorca 2026: the villa, the food, and why the date was secretly booked months ago
• Calling Regina on-air, Mama Schall’s producer shout-outs, and what happens next
• Life stuff: shifting from “marriage is a scam” to “this is my person”
• Tease for Part 2: Security + Dr. Piano Man share the behind-the-scenes timeline

Links & ways to get involved
Follow Robyn on Instagram & TikTok: @robynschallcomic
Patreon (wedding extras, proposal pics, bonus video): https://www.patreon.com/schallwetalk

Special thanks to our Patreon Producers: Thomas Ivie, Veronica, Susan Santoro, & Dr. Piano Man

Produced by Security

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