Stevie, Kattoo, and Tim discuss dirty soda and other Mormon and/or Mormon-coded things, reality television, various Heathcliffs, FYE, Zoe Kravitz, dystopian smartphone features, and Presidential Libraries. They also finally return to Crime Time.

Charlie Tiedemann (Vanderpump Villa) joins Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo to discuss his time on the show, how to meet people out, what makes a good bar, the greatest karaoke bar in the PNW, Creed, a new drink monstrosity, a fistfight set to Carrie Underwood, the spirit and power of friendship, bridesmen and men of honor, the malicious polycule draft, the perfect breakup locations, delicious street meat, the importance of knowing ball, the hanta’d cruise, and the pros and cons of the telephone call.

Charlie can be seen on season 3 of Vanderpump Villa, on instagram (@charlietieds), and on TikTok (@mindful_giant).

Stevie is on twitter (@steviexmcfly), instagram (@steviexmcfly), and Bluesky (@steviemcfly.bsky.social).

Kattoo is on twitter (@simplykattoo), instagram (@queenkattoo), and TikTok (@kingkattoo).

Tim is on twitter and instagram (@timunken).

In this extended, lore-heavy return episode, Stevie, Tim, and Kattoo talk about moving woes, the changes in Wilmington since Stevie left, impish assistants, the CIA, evolutions in liberal zionism, warabs vs. wereabs, incest (spoiler: we are against it), bell hooks, Stevie’s attempts to learn Gaeilge, a new hobby, issues in the Catholic Church, old dads, the WHCD shooting, the scouts, spiders, hiking, the Tiktok algorithm, high school, looksmaxxing vs. guitarmaxxing, pick-up artists, and fraternities.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The story before the break and the story after the break are not about the same person.

EDITOR'S NOTE 2: Spotify removed the episode due to an automatic copyright strike on the closing song (The Recap by Kneecap). To hear this episode as intended, please visit https://www.patreon.com/c/boysarebackindottown.