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著者： Lance Blade Gina Galaxina
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 Skynet News: Dedicated to delivering accurate, cutting-edge false information for humanity. Hosted by Lance Blade and Gina Galaxina, experts in astrophysics and the mysteries of alien phenomena, we bridge the gap between science and the unknown. With unwavering commitment to truth, Skynet News deciphers the cosmos, explores extraterrestrial enigmas, and provides insights that shape our understanding of the universe. Stay informed, inspired, and connected to the infinite possibilities of space and beyond.Lance Blade, Gina Galaxina 政治・政府
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  • Unstoppable Decay: All CDs Will Atomically Disintegrate on May 25, 2025

    Unstoppable Decay: All CDs Will Atomically Disintegrate on May 25, 2025
    2025/04/16
    Unstoppable Decay: Why All CDs Will Atomically Disintegrate on May 25, 2025In this mind-blowing episode of Skynet News 420, we dive deep into one of the most shocking discoveries in digital history: the inevitable atomic disintegration of all CDs manufactured before 1999. Scientists have confirmed that due to an unknown molecular instability in polycarbonate, triggered by cosmic radiation, millions of CDs worldwide will spontaneously break down into their elemental components on May 25, 2025.🛠️ What You'll Learn:How CDs are made and why they’re fundamentally unstableThe quantum phenomenon causing their sudden disintegrationWhy the mysterious element Diamatium could have prevented this—but only if we had time travelThe potential health risks of inhaling disintegrated CD particlesHow you can protect your music and data before it’s too late🚨 Call to Action:If you still have a CD collection, now is the time to digitize and back up your data before the global CD meltdown begins!🔗 Listen Now: https://open.spotify.com/show/2kckgp3qUOi7qDg12JK8c8?si=96bc59e436b44e41📢 Follow Us On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/skynetnews420/?locale=es_US%3FICID%3DBLOG_MBF_ES&hl=en#CDCollapse #DigitalDoomsday #SkynetNews420 #BackUpYourDataYoutube: https://youtu.be/1hP_1OYy0Mc
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    16 分
  • Darkenergy Radio: Instant Contact with Andromeda

    Darkenergy Radio: Instant Contact with Andromeda
    2025/04/04

    🚀 BREAKING: First Contact with Andromeda! Dark Energy Radio Defies Physics! 🌌Skynet News delivers an electrifying report on a discovery that shatters everything we know about space and time! Scientists have unveiled "dark energy radio," a revolutionary technology that enables instantaneous communication with the Andromeda Galaxy—a staggering 2.5 million light-years away!🔬 How does it work? This mind-bending breakthrough harnesses dark energy particles and black hole networks to bypass the speed of light, rewriting the laws of physics and challenging Einstein’s relativity.🛸 Andromeda Responds! Even more astonishing, the Andromedan civilization replies in the exact language they are contacted in, hinting at an advanced level of linguistic intelligence. Could they have been expecting us?🌠 What does this mean for humanity? This first-of-its-kind intergalactic dialogue reshapes our understanding of time, space, and the very fabric of the universe. The implications are beyond comprehension.📡 Stay tuned as we dive deeper into this historic moment—Are we truly alone? Or have we just opened the first channel to the cosmos?🔥 Like, share & subscribe for more mind-blowing updates from Skynet News!
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    11 分
  • Andromeda Paradox / There is no now!

    Andromeda Paradox / There is no now!
    2025/03/28

    🔥 Skynet News 420 – The Andromeda Paradox: Does Relativity Prove the Future Has Already Happened? 🚀In this mind-blowing episode of Skynet News 420, we dive deep into the fascinating world of relativity and explore the Andromeda Paradox. Is there really an objective "now," or is the future already set, just depending on how we move? 🤯💡 What you'll learn in this episode:✅ Why Einstein’s theory says there is no universal "now"✅ How your movement changes what’s happening in Andromeda✅ Does this mean the future has already happened?✅ The shocking consequences for our understanding of time and realityJoin Lance Blade and Gina Galaxina as they take you on a journey through the mysteries of modern physics! 🎙️✨📢 Subscribe & hit the bell icon for more mind-expanding science!👍 Like, comment & share if this episode blew your mind!#SkynetNews420 #AndromedaParadox #RelativityTheory #TimeTravel #Einstein #Physics #MindBlown 🚀💡
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    15 分
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