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Pull up a chair, adventurers — and secure all loose wildlife — because this episode immediately goes off the rails.

Rudy welcomes Lilith (she/her), aka Demonesstoimpress — cosplayer, content creator, chaotic D&D gremlin, and actual-play cleric from Dragon’s Rest Tavern — into the Chat 1 & Done tavern, and what follows is a masterclass in joyful derailment.

From pocket-stuffing clerics and adopted kobolds to cosplay corsets, spite-built homebrew worlds, and the invention of the Honey Badger Skip-It™, this episode proves once and for all that rules are optional, vibes are mandatory, and pettiness is a valid DM motivation.

In This Episode You’ll Hear:

Actual-Play Chaos Meet Chrysanthemum (“Chris”), an earth genasi cleric with anxiety, durability, and infinite pockets adventuring through Sunless Citadel — adopting kobolds, weaponizing frogs, and processing grief like a champ.

Dragon Inspectors, Magic Fruit & Coming-of-Age Trauma Act One ends with healing, growth, and pretending to be inspectors. As one does.

Cosplay Adventures From Athena (Greek myth) to Persona 5 Royal and Dimension 20 — including hand-made corsets, blood/sweat/tears, and aggressive swearing.

Pocket Meta Why always having something in your pockets is peak cleric strategy.

Druid Supremacy Shapeshifting, honey badgers, birds, vibes — and why wanting to be a badger is not a flaw.

The Honey Badger Skip-It™ A theoretical weapon so powerful it threatens encounter balance, ankles, and the Geneva Convention.

Spite-Fueled DM Origin Story Didn’t want to DM. Did it anyway. Read the DMG cover-to-cover. Built a homebrew world. Drafted players. Villain arc unlocked.

Julius Cheese-ar A tiny Roman-armored mouse NPC. Loved. Given away. False-Hydra’d. Emotional damage inflicted on the table (and several PetSmarts).

DM Walk-Out Song The Jellyfish Jam from SpongeBob. Crowned instantly.

Magic Item or Malarkey Gloom Glass Monocle. Professor Orb. Inkwell of Ghostwriting. Everyone guesses wrong. Chaos reigns.