This week we're talking about the delicate art of making everything toxic for your children (Whole Foods? Ruined. Florida? The worst. Every public figure? Probably a Nazi.), how to tell kids bad news on their level ("Grandma is cooked"), and whether you're still a trad wife if you do all the trad wife things but hate it.

Also: the polar vortex, Apollo 13 family rankings, and our ability to be a bummer about anything.

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Links:

1. How to tell kids bad news on their level Thread: https://www.threads.com/@dave5150scotsman/post/DT2dxztEQME
2. Millennial Final Destination meme: https://www.instagram.com/p/DSLbXJniezE/
3. Countertop microwave/toaster/air fryer combo: https://www.breville.com/en-us/product/bov900
4. World War II books: Agent Zo by Claire Mulley, Motherland: A Feminist History of Modern Russia by Julia Ioffe, The Fall of Berlin by Antony Beevor, The Splendid and the Vile by Erik Larson, Rick Atkinson's WWII trilogy

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