On this episode of Raj Against The Machine, Raj debates the most important question in playground history: what actually counts as a “scoop” — titty scoop, between-the-legs scoop, or “dude, that was just straight-up molestation.”

He’s joined by possible new co-host Danny Braff and special guest Josiah Burke aka Comedian Discovery, the guy who quietly became the “save the date” of stand-up specials while championing underdog comics from his phone.

🔥 What you’ll hear in this episode:
Foxworthy bits mysteriously showing up at the Cellar
Joke stealing vs parallel thought and the “neck, back, [bleep] crack” saga
Why 99% of crowd work is bad and why Big Jay & Jeff Arcuri aren’t
The reality of the Nashville scene vs the hype
What actually counts as a “special”
Banana-in-the-ass small talk that dies in Jeff Ross’ green room
Dog-sex wedding jokes, annoying babies, and post-show weirdos
Raj’s “clean pinch” science of eating ass that absolutely nobody asked for
It’s chaos, inside baseball, and way too much information — in the best way.

Comedian Saaniya Abbas joins Raj Belani on Raj Against the Machine for a brutally funny conversation about dating in Dubai, stand-up comedy, being “too hot” for the stage, and the chaos of chasing laughs across continents.

From strange fan encounters to navigating cultural double standards, Raj and Saaniya keep it real — no filters, just jokes and honesty.

🔥 What you’ll hear in this episode:
Why being “too hot” can actually make comedy harder 😂
The difference between Dubai and New York comedy scenes
Wildest stories from performing around the world
Dating, social media, and weird DMs
How comedians balance confidence and chaos on stage

Join comedians Drew Lynch and Raj Belani as they riff on comedy culture, the art of hosting, regional differences in stand-up, and the awkwardness of audience interactions. From hilarious takes on "smash culture" and LA vs. New York comics, to personal stories about family, relationships, and the realities of life on the road, this episode is packed with laughs, honest moments, and behind-the-scenes insights into the world of stand-up. Whether you're a comedy fan or just love a good conversation, you won't want to miss this candid, unfiltered chat.