This week we discuss Demi Lovato as the Jimmy Johns Pickle Witch, how Dragula and the Boulet Brothers broke my TV, new music from Slayyyter and 5 Seconds of Summer, and the difference between a hung smile and a shit eating grin.

This week we discuss how 6-7 is the new Slug Bug, Janelle Monae admitting to being a time-traveler, the bald caps spotted at Emma Stone’s bald movie screening, which fierce drag jewels were stolen from the Lourve, & the curious case of DL Hughley.

This week we discuss the Phandom reveal, which of the 34 versions of The Life of a Showgirl we got, who made the cut on Kanye’s betrayal list, how the Kardashians are celebrating Bush Autumn, & Jane Goodall’s dying wish for Trump.

This week we discuss my feud with AI actress Tilly Norwood, the anatomically correct Henry Cavill doll, the not-anatomically correct Tina Turner statue, and what I hated about The Lovely Bones - plus a PokemonGo update!

This week we discuss the gout dick sucker of Real Housewives, which reality TV stars we’re gonna be for Halloween 2025, the gag-worthy finale of Big Brother 27, and the spitting, puking, and pissing on the Survivor 49 premiere.

This week we discuss the Rapture being a flop, whether or not pyrotechnics belong at a funeral, Rihanna breaking records with Breakin’ Dishes, and Xtina reviving Bionic at Portola Festival.

This week we discuss the rise of Etsy Witches, Kori King as Michael Jackson at the Emmys, my trip to the Stardew Valley symphony of seasons concert, and Kiwi the Bird for Mother of the Year.

This week we mourn the loss of Rolling Ray, we recap Mariah Carey and Busta Rhymes at the VMAs, we discuss Lady Gaga giving the Ally McBeal dancing baby her comeback, and which songs were on TikTok’s Song of the Summer list for 2025 - spoiler, none of them are from this year!