Episode 75 opens with Producer Dakota stepping in early — literally handing Justin a note reminding him to be nice. Things somehow only escalate from there.

This week is all about Winners and Sinners, and the fantasy scoreboard was absolutely unhinged. Trevor Lawrence headlines the Week Winners after a six-TD eruption, prompting John to attempt — and immediately abandon — a “Lawrence of Arabia” joke. Bo Nix, Kirk Cousins (inevitably vs. Tampa Bay), Brock Purdy, and Jared Goff round out a quarterback slate that delivered fireworks across the league.

At running back, James Cook, Bijan Robinson, and TreVeyon Henderson powered fantasy lineups, while Travis Etienne exploded with three receiving touchdowns. The wide receiver position was just as wild, with Amon-Ra St. Brown, Puka Nacua, Jameson Williams, and Nico Collins all delivering monster weeks.

Tight end might have been the most absurd position of all. Kyle Pitts finally detonated, Trey McBride continued his record-setting pace, and even depth plays like Colby Parkinson found the end zone twice.

Of course, not everyone survived the week. The Sinners list is long and painful, featuring big names, busted matchups, and one unexpected detour into a spontaneous Keep / Trade / Cut debate based entirely on Kareem Hunt’s dread pigtails.

If you’re still alive in the fantasy playoffs — or just here to laugh through the pain — Episode 75 has you covered.

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