Wearing an argyle sweater in the Ozarks and staring at people may get you assaulted, Be warned.

Chris tells you a story about defacing a dry erase board in a college dorm, but it's worthy of a chuckle.

In this episode I discuss my genuine varicocele surgery (~4 years ago) and how it restored my fertility. No shilling products or fakery! I also brag about an inexplicably high testosterone reading from a hormone test. There are also anecdotes that are all real but may come across as silly - but I assure you they are DEADLY SERIOUS.

Analytics says that someone in Oxford downloaded my previous two episodes. Thanks! This ramble is for you, even if you're a scammer or identity thief!

Chris talks for about 8 minutes about his invention ideas and lays out some things he is wondering about how to go about the process of patenting and legally protecting the darn things. He also asks about whether anyone can comment, and ponders about whether there are benefits to journaling about dreams.

Chris forgets that he had originally intended to cross examine his excuses and instead makes a list of pros and cons about them. After some false starts and stammering, he tells two stories that he fails to connect back to his original theme because wearing headphones and looking at Audacity derailed his train of thought.

The host then invites listeners to his house to clean his disorganized garage.

Comedy!