This week the Pour Girls cover The Masters, not just a golf tournament, the greatest sporting event of all time. And honestly, no notes. She's elegant, she's pretentious, and her pimento cheese is doing more for morale than any halftime show ever could.

Then, a casual consideration: going back to college. Not for a degree, for the experience. Because it turns out, being a middle-aged woman on a college campus is less “out of place” and more “mysterious VIP.” Lines? Skipped. Cover charges? Waived. Respect? Immediate. It’s not luck, it’s presence.

And finally, there’s talk of an intervention. Supposedly out of concern. But the timing feels tight and the planning feels thorough.

Just another drink with your favorite girls. Cheers Pour People!

This week, the Pour Girls are more than 2,000 miles apart and still raising a glass! From an elevator dash to a “Parent’s Weekend” that felt suspiciously like a live stress test of parental ATM limits, nothing was off the table. Add in a little travel chaos and some tech curiosity, and you’ve got the perfect blend of road-warrior stories, parenting realities, and our usual unfiltered commentary. Cheers from wherever you’re listening.

This week the pour girls cover Easter, strange New Orleans traditions, and what’s on their screens (spoiler alert- It's Heated Rivalry and Farmer Wants a Wife). Plus, Hidden Valley Ranch Ambassador updates, a light theory that NASA is mining Bitcoin on the moon, and the unmatched joy of the rolling TV cart. Pour a drink and come laugh with us!

Meade takes us across the pond with tales from London—think double decker buses, unexpected power outages, cancelled accommodations, pubs on every corner, and policemen who just want you to be… mindful.

Meanwhile, Jill recaps a weekend with friends (while still very much tethered to responsibilities at home) and introduces us all to FAF, because who's tracking swimsuit season, really?!

And of course, both Pour Girls set their sights on their ultimate calling: becoming Ranchbassadors. Cheers to that.

This week, the Pour Girls are back together at last and they have a lot to unpack. From Colonial Williamsburg cosplay energy to buffets, and a new opinion about hotel sheets. The Girls are breaking down the highs, lows, and everything in between.

And yes… after all that time apart, the reunion energy is real. Slightly unhinged, mildly sleep-deprived, but stronger than ever.

Come for the history. Stay for the complaints. Cheers to being reunited. 🍷

From Salt Lake City and Mormon culture to the unexpected hazards of bidets, this Pour Talk goes everywhere. The Pour girls gush over Rosalind Wiseman, Jill explains traveling with her own sheets, while Meade realizes much too late that bringing your own sheets might actually be a wise move. Travel stories, cultural observations, and a few hard-earned lessons along the way. 🍷

This week, the pour girls spiral over the absurd number of subscriptions draining their bank accounts, unpack the hype around E Newton bracelets, and share an all-time Dad fail.

Plus, Mardi Gras takes a turn when Meade discovers that home ladders double as luxury box seating for kids, because nothing says family fun like a six-year-old perched ten feet in the air catching beads.

Laughs, confessions, and the kind of friend chat you didn’t know you needed. Pour a drink and join us. 🍷

This one is a day late for a reason. The pour girls struggle to make a decent drink, they struggle with the video, they struggle to pick a vacuum, but they never struggle to make you laugh. Cut them some slack, and enjoy!