All is revealed as our crack reporting team unveils the secrets behind Fantastic foreskins, Sopranos MCU crossovers, Kevin Spacey Epstein Files, Murder on the Lolita Express, JD Binks, MDickie game catalogs, Bible games, old shitty games, mandatory arcades, Banjo Kazooie sucks, Gex remaster, Sonic Super Hard R, Dilbert vs Garfield, The Lasagna Zone, Snoopy Tennis, The Ides of Dilbert, Garfield slop, Chinese Sonic wet market, Chao breeders, the perfect game, The Amazing Digital Circus, friendslop and mascot horror, and MatPat’s gamer party. If we are wacked soon, you'll know why.

The PU boys have returned from their many travels, ready to regale their loyal listeners with tales of Vrbo Palestine, cotty scams, never buy insurance, Greek weed, Hitler's personal sauerkraut, the Joey Chestnut record, Major League Eating rankings, Squirt from a yard glass, Badlands Chug's service dog, YouTube housing market, alligator sized incinerators, explore page ai slop, Billy Joel's coma, being mean to celebrities, the Instagram activity tab, Post Unavailable flotilla, Ai podcast remake, Spotify robot artists, being primatistic, feeding seagulls pennies, monkey package delivery, baboon lock down, the big mammal, Martin Cabello III, the Sonichu omnibus, funniest Chris Chan moments, evil Roblox games, first theatre movie, pointing and grunting at Tim Horton's, drive thru pizza, Wendy’s regulations, Gregg's pizza, London steadies on, Texan islands, anti-racist merch, and Pre-Cambrian ambient music. These will be passed down for generations to come.

Welcome back boys, Basie and Noah hold down the fort and get down to business with the we ball cycle, David Fincher Lego tutorials, Trump's parade, pardoning the Burger King plane guy, King of the Hill deaths, internet inspectors, blood pressure outlier, getting safeguarded at the pool, social media police, Zack Snyder bomb threats, Facebook dead internet, getting in trouble at the Parthenon, England is yelling, MdotR , astronaut whippets, lying to doctors, Piss and Shitties, Mission Impossible flashbacks, Tom Cruise clones, game discourse slop, the Switch 2, video game boomers, and old YouTube glimmers. Real shit.

You've found us! We were just talking about Basie's milk kettle, Noah’s blind orthodontist, John Travolta's whereabouts , Uwe Boll's wife, the Zelda movie, Elden Ring cast, Kojima's USB, Meet n F history, being kept up with the Kardashians, the genius of Dance Moms, American tv, irreplaceable life skills, ai novels, abusing robot employees, Terraria jokes, The George Clooney cut, Pedophile Rapist Dog Sunscreen, French justice system, Italian Jesus, Texas trip, Polish Brexit, the redditor in chief, Canadian nukes, and Chernobyl urban explorers. Now go away please!

Whoa that's a lot of 2s, but don't worry we're here to talk about owning Kevin O’Leary, PP heads, Jim Crowe Remastered, Nic Cage Spider-Man, LA Noire movie, Diddy Kong's redesign, French Canadian cartoons, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Yu Gi Oh wars, wishing you were in the Chaotix world, Zatch Bell child fighter, every McDonald’s toy, ruining Yu-gi-oh tournaments , shitty Sonic handhelds, Russian McDonald’s rebranding, The Chocolate Rain Guy, The List of YouTubers, Boogie’s pain, stopping video games, Chinese Minecraft, omega level mutants, JFK spoilers, after school charisma, the Death of a Salesman video game, Flinstones suicide, Israeli Jetsons, Pro-Gaza ice cream, and Napoleon's dick stank. We are really acting out in this one.

Howdy ho neighbourino do you wanna hear something sick and F'd up? How about an ep about Noah’s last day, supply McDonald’s workers, sending wives to Australia, Busch Boys, the gorilla situation, Peter's Odyssey, not gay uncles, human trafficking flattery, Superman's mysterious orb, GTA 6 trailer psychos, our famous YouTube friends, small LA creators bum fights, Summit Ice removal, autism registry test, most dangerous Canadian cities, Yukon Tower of Babel, slave highway work, The Night of 1000 Bong Smashes, Trump never conceding, riding a horse too fast, and Oblivion girls. Or is that too much for a BABY like you?

Magic awaits you as the boys return to the world's most upsetting game show Feud 34 to dissect which Harry Potter characters they think psychos want to bone the most. Noah's lovely fiance Amanda also joins us to discuss buying a Switch 2 or European prostitute, the Amsterdam of south Ontario, Basie's kidneys, why people vote conservative, the boys who fucks, rooster missions, Weezy, doing Bellatrix on it, Thimbleshag Bristletits, Polish Hagrid, Albus Brian Griffin Dumbledore, cucking Draco Malfoy, Myrtle Moanington, and checking your patronus. Wands at the ready!

Fully immerse yourself into the World of Warcraft as Basie and Noah run duos on Azeroth and lead you through Asmongold's whole thing, Warcraft furries, WoW expansion packs cool factor, sexy fantasy purple nerds, giving up WoW for lent, game names immersion, parsing 99, WoW simulations, wiping your bloody gums against the wall, the most expensive item and best WoW player in the world, the JCS apology, zombie house flipping murder, advice for family killers, Gabby Petito cops, coasting with no qualifications, learning who your neighbours are, cop dps, kids clowning on the Minecraft movie, banning white boys, no more arcade outlets, the fall of video game bars, Nintendo ruining games, and pinball scams. So effing cool dude.