Swear yourself to us and recite the PU oath, and make sure to mention where would you hide a gun, death by farting squad, furry courtroom artist, kid's favourite Pokemon, SpongeBob One Piece McDonald's collab, Midna sex doll, Chris hates Big Walk, sex doll timeshare, Marvel homegym arrests, coolest Israeli basements, Chinese doctor MatPat, Boy Blood disease, Loathsome Dung Eater casting, The Rock's acoustic-country music, Disney hemorrhaging money, Bosslogic, Lantern colors, The Still Force, omega level mutants, The Gauntlet of Chaos, and announcing the TF2 cast. Beware our power.

We're going stop saying we're so back because it happens a lot. What doesn't happen a lot is us talking Lego sensory baths, Pokemon Smart Bricks, Reels slop, true Odyssey screenings, Isopod eats shark, eating-sized bugs, PETA Red Lobster mandates, monkey-run engagement farms, frogblaming, octopus SA, more vultures, peregrine falcon vs pelican, penguin farms, gorilla privilege, the Chris Hansen movie, Mindhunter powers, Hambubger, TCAP Sort By Poo, and D.mon and The Hood. This all happens a lot too actually.

Say farewell and tally ho and all that because it is Noah's last podcast recorded in the UK, just in time to talk about Homer let the Barts out, scary bald guy interactions, panic bald, bodybods , gold injections, dog medicine guys, it’s tape kid, psyop podcast, Squeemails, streamer litigation meta, Twitch bots, James Franco alien crash out, Dino’s, electric unicycles, The Hood, the liberal tick conspiracy, frog in your pocket, adding -ussy, definitely gay Lindsay Graham, Israel residency, Avengers Doomsday poster, is anything not getting worse, The 9/11 Towers, and Sonic kids in need. God save the Queen.

Yo, waddup we're still kicking around on this bitch we call earth so we might as well talk about Magic the Gathering crossovers, Squidward Pot of Greed, Peter Griffin events, Grandma Scammers, cool unethical business, the big ai short, cool podcast emails, worse digital footprints, Meta Glasses teachers, Ander Dingus, the pedophile market, Canada vs Morocco, The Maple Leaf Pub, Poutine Ramen, Fat Bastards Burrito, The Burrito Blockade, Shein Thneeds, putter covers, Fantastic Four backpacks, Shrek retcons, the chud blueprint, Mike Matei screaming, Supergirl adaptation, CEO tampering, Netflix Avatar, the sumo fandom, Hunger Games dinner theatre, better bread and better circuses, and your funny taint bone. I feel like that guy, like that one pissed off guy in that picture.

Bleep blorp it's gamer time, and we've brought on our favourite gaming guest expert to talk big summer announcements and also Craig recommendations, Russian graves, the content larp, the death of E3, video game leaks, Splatoon Raiders, scary Star Fox puppets, the Donkey Kong challenge, busy work games, Ocarina of Time Remake, voice actors, realistic games, DK64 vs Banjo, Tupac Yakuza, Focus M, Gamma Vision, licensed games era, rat movies, The Steam Machine, GTA npcs, the Mii game, and Guelph summer. Sound good? Good.

Don't you love that smell? The PU boys are back from their local googleplex to talk Basies UTI, R-rated movies, Supergirl foreskin, movie theatre collectors cups, Jack Black Clap Trap, Marvel home gym, Backrooms review, real Backrooms experiences, East Side Mario’s mob meetings, weird feelings about carpet, theatre hooligans, theatre phones, Backrooms Halloween Haunt, getting scared at music fests, The Sand Paper Massacre, Ed Gein, and dirty swamp guys. Check out our merch since we remembered to talk about it this ep.

Welcome to the future, where resources are scarce and so are PU hosts. Good thing we have enough boys to talk about audio surgery, Love Island Survivor, Surf Shark ads, Kremlin dreams, pumpkin spiced rum, peg-legged rum runners, dark Yvon of the Yukon reboot, Breaking Bad watch parties, The Walking Dead deaths, My Incredible Thoughts, Amelia Earhart's death, the girl smut boom, Livraria Lello, Canadian languages, French lessons, British irritability, a real Walmart fight, PR lying, Tim Hortons fights, Deliveroo, delivery robot loot boxes, robot maid repair, suing Waymo, the last guillotine execution, and Live Leak UK. Keep moving forward partner.

Wow I hope Noah's audio isn't completely effed up for most of the episode, good thing he talks the most and hosts the whole show. God dammit anyways here's one about sommelier levels, Family Guy endings, blue collar mind palaces, Fairly Odd Parents reboot, Elroy Jetson, Google ai keynote, Fletcher Hanks ai, the MK of podcasting, Eric Clapton junior, Michael sequel, making data centre golf course graveyards, turf balls, baitmaxxing or maxbaiting, Gymskin, pint law, new giant octopus, Tony the Tiger's Vector, cereals tier list, delayed gratification, and cereal games. Back to basics.