Prepare to be sworn in, as it's time for another Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow! This time the boys contest to see who can name the US Presidents and Canadian PMs showing the most skin online. We also discuss adding more countries, Ontario civil wars, mega provinces, Trudeau's son, Vegas pennies, stealing grocery carts, the Deal Or No Deal penny, the JFK - Lincoln connections, Noah’s namesake, Jumbo, and Chris' nuts. It's going to be a good term.

You shouldn't be seeing this but since you're here anyways enjoy us talking about the Eagles vs ICE, worse Ontario cities, 67 research, rage baiting suspension, live show at Riyadh, Gaming World Records 2025, Goosebumps speedrun, work shits, advanced math burn outs, Project M on Survivor, Nintendo's nuclear option, Chinese AI straight couples, online AI detective, UK McDonald’s, Being Ian's Gob episode, resetting to cable tv, Teenage Jesus, ethnic barbers and the new Sentinel Islands. Welcome to the future.

Boo! Just kidding, it's us again, and this time we're yapping about 40 eggs games, Podomatic, click farms, getting right wingers riled up, Robert Munsch approved assisted suicide, Jordan Peterson crying for attention, Swedish suicide pod, hiring dark web hitman, hating free speech, TSA competition, chinese train 9/11, Pinocchio Dark Souls, Grandpa Joe video games, Zack and Cody vs Sephiroth, no more game menus, Battle Brothers, Israeli video games vs Palestinian games, mainstream bible games, one handed games on Steam, Yoshi's Mysterious Bush, Nintendo patents, Chinese indie games, Ben Affleck 3D model, Final Fantasy Spirits Within, and poo eating propaganda. Won't be crossing any borders anytime soon.

To give the PU crew a break this week, we have a very special treat, that being the test pilots for a new podcast Noah started a long time ago called World's Worst Teachers. A show about teachers bombing observations, failing students, and getting through it all. In this second of two inaugural eps, Noah (Mr. F) interviews with his former teachers college colleague/enemy Ms. G about teaching in Toronto, Poki, computer fascism, chair pranks, nationalism, and teacher jargon. Now show some respect and listen.

To give the PU crew a break this week, we have a very special treat, that being the test pilot for a new podcast Noah started a long time ago called World's Worst Teachers. A show about teachers bombing observations, failing students, and getting through it all. In this first ep, Noah (Mr. F) talks to fellow burnout teachers college grad, Alan about teaching in Australia, candy bribes, the "there, there..." technique, walkie talkie nonsense, angel investing, teacher turn around, and asian hinge. Class is now in session baby.

Good morning beautiful, you are just in time for the a new PU where we're talking John Williams doing our taxes, British pride, Epstein’s nakama, Sort by Poo Big Foot edition, cryptid Mt. Rushmore , dire wolf dna, sabretooth squirrels, white supremacist yetis, plesiosaur girls, Fur Affinity denial, VR strip clubs, shower shows, fur suit water boarding, monkey arm extenders, bush in early film, new Lorax leaks, Woke of the Libs, lost Yvon of the Yukon episodes, frontier wives, YTV shutting down, Chinese Ferb, the Monster by Mistake theme song, Jimmy Neutron's first interracial couple, Frankie Muniz voice work, The Wishology Trilogy, Pumpkin Gundams, which cartoon creators are going to heaven, Iggy Arbuckle, Quebec-coded, bad blackjack, and hiding your gambling addiction from your Ai girlfriend. We're on to something here.

Our hiatus is officially over with our first "family-friendly" ever made. And by family friendly I mean we're talking nostalgia investments, Youtubists, Joe Rogan simulacrums, Daily Wire Diddles, the Comedian in Chief, YTV tariffs, Canadian child psy-ops, Instagram puzzles, weed merchant certification, child-proof weed packaging, podcast arms race, 3D printed scimitars, Chris' shotgun trap, University prison cells, Nando's redemtption, chicken wing enrichment, secret menu hacks, airport Wendy's, back-sweat security checks, National Railway hell, The Man in the Basement, the art of the tv remote, download code hotlines, and Kojimaless games. I don't know if this will pass censors.

All is revealed as our crack reporting team unveils the secrets behind Fantastic foreskins, Sopranos MCU crossovers, Kevin Spacey Epstein Files, Murder on the Lolita Express, JD Binks, MDickie game catalogs, Bible games, old shitty games, mandatory arcades, Banjo Kazooie sucks, Gex remaster, Sonic Super Hard R, Dilbert vs Garfield, The Lasagna Zone, Snoopy Tennis, The Ides of Dilbert, Garfield slop, Chinese Sonic wet market, Chao breeders, the perfect game, The Amazing Digital Circus, friendslop and mascot horror, and MatPat’s gamer party. If we are wacked soon, you'll know why.