Episode 18 of the Ol’ Pals Podcast starts with bachelor-party chaos and somehow ends with a plan to become the most hated ice cream truck drivers in Massachusetts.

Kyle admits he may have a problem setting unrealistic expectations for the people around him — while Mike explains that lowering expectations to absolute rock bottom is probably the safer approach. The boys break down a recording-day miscommunication, anger over text messages, and the rare moment where Kyle actually stopped himself before firing off an angry response.

Then things get important.

A man on the jobsite eats one donut, immediately reloads with another, THEN reaches back into the box for a third. Society begins to crumble.

From there, the boys talk surviving a brutal summer construction schedule, electrolyte popsicles, an ice cream truck serving barbecue, and eventually develop a retirement plan involving an empty ice cream truck, youth sporting events, and destroying children’s trust one neighborhood at a time.

Plus: Dunkin’ refusing to put cream cheese on a bagel, winter vs. summer, backyard golf courses, Kyle’s latest round, the importance of tempo, grandpa swings, Halloween, five Christmas trees, and Mike revealing that he owns a full-size Gumby costume.

Just another completely normal week with the Ol’ Pals.

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