Every time a 20 year old woman gets “preventative Botox,” Sylvester McMonkey McBean gets a boner. On this week’s episode, we unpack body trends, cosmetic surgery, and filler using the guiding framework of Dr. Seuss’s “The Sneetches.”

If you feel like everyone has the same face now, you’re not crazy — we do! And we think it’s weird and embarrassing that you don’t. Do you have $5000 so we can work on that?

Plus: how Ellie found herself in possession of some good weed, reflecting on the economic systems we practiced as children, and we remember the embarrassing thing you posted in 2018.

Has anyone here ever met or heard of another person, living or dead? Okay, they’re stepping forward and they want you to know: it’s going to be okay. Or it’s not, whichever resonates more.

We explore two cases of the spooky, the scary, the macabre hitting the mainstream for entertainment value: Mummy Unwrapping Parties and TV Psychics. We learn about the many practical uses for mummies and Ellie performs a medium reading on Anneliese and honestly nails it.

Plus: our own experiences with psychics, and a peek inside our cabinet of curiosities, and our first ever guest host!

Would you follow a pig you didn’t know? We answer this question and more in this week’s discussion of two animal heroes: Lulu the Pig and Cher Ami the Pigeon. They went above and beyond the call of duty when it mattered most, saving countless (195) lives.

Whether you’re in your Lake Eerie mobile home or the trenches of World War (let’s hope this never happens again!) it helps to have a determined furry friend on your side.

Plus: Getting invited to breakfast (just kill me with a gun), shoespiracy, and what it’s like to be the oldest person volunteering at the horse ranch.