In this Love Island USA 2026 graduating class week 2 recap, I am joined by fellow friend and homosexual Armando to help condense this insanely messy week of reality TV for you all.

This week, the Villa Islanders paint each other on a big bed (if I had a nickel), make out a bunch, almost smash a brick into Amber Rose's cousin's head, and are set against the whims of the American populace.

Go Follow Armando (@Armandeauxx)

Embarrassing threeways, gigantic doors, corporate pools of goop and a plethora of hot people making out? This is the cesspool that is 'Love Island USA 2026' (and yes that's how its said every single time).

I'm taking a dive into what is Hetero Monoculture so that YOU don't have to watch it! That being said if you feel like taking on the psychic load alongside me, I'm more than happy to chat about it all season long.

But a lot of this show CAN be summed up as, "are straight people okay?" (it's pride month and I can say that us queer folk aren't okay either but the straights certainly have...a lot going on over there).

Also sorry Jiraiya was lowkey buggin during this recording idk what was up w him so that background noise is him snorting n shit at me

oh here are the songs I used thru the episode pls dont dmca strike me

Music by White_Records from Pixabay
Music by Monume from Pixabay
Music by Deltax-Music from Pixabay
Music by Kontraa from Pixabay

I'm joined this month by the very talented actor, Jason Caceres, to talk about all your problems as well as some of his roles in current TV, primarily OutTv's 'Open To It' and 'Laid Bare', among others.

Y'alls questions? We talk about finding out if you're poly, avoiding internet scams, and whether or not the semantics matter around someone not wanting to date in general vs. not wanting to date 'you'.

As always, you can submit your own anonymous questions, stories, and more over at https://croaghunk.com/ ! Submissions are always open! (but do keep an eye out, i might be swapping to google forms soon, so check my IG @croaghunk for updates)

You can follow jason's roles over on his IG & YT ( ⁨@jasonscaceres⁩ ) and you can check out a free trial of OutTv at https://outtvglobal.com/.

(go watch open to it its very fun and laid bare is a fun murder mystery!!!)

Chapters:
(00:00) Intro
(12:37) Update: D*ck Casey
(18:39) Beach Boy
(23:39) Charles
(31:41) Hernan
(41:33) Nasty Plot

I'm joined this month by host of Ur Typical Podcast (@urtypicalpodcast) Donnie Williams (@donnietrellz) to dive into all of your lovely messes.

We talk a bit about Donnie's very fun podcast before tackling an update continuing last month's underwear thief, figuring out how to handle a picasso in the bedroom, and why going to the gym to get attention from muscle gays is...fraught with issues to say the least.

As always, you can submit your own anonymous questions, stories, and more over at https://croaghunk.com/ ! Submissions are always open!

And stay tuned for when I hop on Donnie's podcast in a couple weeks!

Chapters:
(00:00) Intro
(05:46) Advice
(06:21) Dee Update
(15:37) Dump Him
(25:15) Jacob
(35:29) Genuine Top from Socal
(42:21) Sharing is Caring
(46:24) Nasty Plot

I'm joined this month by another fan favorite, David (@day.vidlo) as we are faced with some of life's greatest mysteries and conundrums. Among such conundrums are:

Do I tell my ex I stole his underwear and sniff it?
How do I tell my partner that I want a threesome with the person he cheated on me with?
Will Steamworks sponsor the pod?

All these questions and more are answered within, dear listener.

As always, you can submit your own anonymous questions, stories and more over at https://croaghunk.com/ ! Submissions are always open!

Chapters:
(00:00) Intro
(10:18) Baby
(17:48) Dee
(25:59) Dick Casey
(34:24) Ron Peralta!
(47:59) Nasty Plot

Hi friends, I'm joined by Dylan Blake for this cute lil bonus episode in what may just become a new series, working title....Weaponizing Film Studies (I dont have a Film bachelors of arts but I have one in media studies and production, so damn i might as well use it for something).

In this one, we cover several horror comedies with a generally broad thesis for the genre writ large, and we spoil many, many, many more films than we care to list. From Australian horror to the meta-slasher that started it all for us and more, we dive into what makes us crave getting spooked with a little giggle on the side.

It was fun to talk about movies with a friend and I'm already thinking of what other genres or even more in depth film & television topics I can cover (should I watch all the Leprechaun movies?)

IT'S SEASON 4 Y'ALL!

I'm joined this time by fan-fave and one of my good friends, Brian // The Afro B (@TheAfroB)! We clear up the confusion behind his name (and pronouns?), help out someone crying in the mirror, and figure out how to deal with the impending AI-hellscape.

As always, you can submit your own anonymous questions, stories and more over at https://croaghunk.com/ ! Submissions are always open!

Also, head over to my patreon for full videos and bonus content for the low low price of $5 a month! https://patreon.com/poisontouchpod/

Chapters:
(00:00) Intro
(10:31) I'm Baaaaack
(22:51) Mesmer
(24:52) Sick 'n' Tired
(34:50) Mortifying Date
(44:03) Anonymous
(45:35) Nasty Plot

Happy Holidays and a happy new year to everybody! I'm joined this month by Ron Peralta (YT: @ronperaltax // twt: @ronperaltaxx) to talk about how to build a Reality TV show from the ground up, why "content creation" is a misnomer, and whether or not you should move to a different city with your partner. Additionally, we get into some pop the balloon nonsense and share our extreme video game backlogs (follow us both on backloggd! @croaghunk & @ronperaltax).

I'll see y'all in february for Season 4! But until then, join the patreon for bonus eps and full video! https://patreon.com/poisontouchpod

If you've got your own questions or confessions and need advice, submit over on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠croaghunk.com⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠! Submissions are 100% anonymous and always open!

Chapters:
(00:00) Intro
(13:26) Lil Traveling Potato
(26:17) Of 7
(32:25) Ray Ven Baxter
(44:47) Candyman
(55:51) Nasty Plot