The Patriots keep ruining my bets, The Bills keep breaking my heart, and the Bengals might just ruin their own reputation. Meanwhile, Baker Mayfield's out here proving me right one win at a time.

It wasn't just football this week, it was personal. The Bills dragged me to Heartbreak. The Patriots are the Come on the Back winners, and browns fans are the worst.

Jaxson Dart finally got to show out, the Bills stay in the win column, and the Bears have won two in a row (!!). But the headline story? Lamar Jackson may have just given up against the Chiefs. Oh - and maybe the Packers aren't arenas good as we thought.

Russel Wilson is cooked. America wants Jameis like its a national holiday. My bets were a disaster. But football was chaos in the best way and we've got the "Come on the Back of the week," "Pat on the Back of the Week", and the brand new Wild @ 1 parlay to prove it.

Bears fans, listen up - Its time to believe. this week were mixing it all in: the Pat on the Back, the Come on the Back of the week, why backup QB's are secretly electric, and why football is already delivering the chaos we live for.

From Mizzou's win to Buffalo's wild comeback, this week felt like football at its best. I break down some games, admit that Daniel Jones might not stink, and share struggle of helping someone move while hungover before kickoff. Because being a fan is about more than just watching - its about living it.

Football is back and nothing feels better than the first weekend weekend of the season. I recap my week one watching of college football, share who I was rooting for, who let me down, and revel in the pure joy of being a fan. From rivalries to wild jerseys, this is what week one felt like through my eyes (and my screens).

Forget stress, forget broken headlights, forget the week - football is back. I dive into why the start of the season feels like its own holiday and why nothing else matches the energy of week one.