Laura and Abi review their friendship, now six months in. Where are the red flags? What reference would we give each other? We go into making and breaking friendships in our mid-lives and all the other awkward bits in between. There's a rabid husky in there as well.

Abi and Laura touch on Guilt and Shame. Going from taking yokes with non-believers to growing up before you've come out. What's the point of shame? Can we live without it?

Epstein Floats, Trump, the Manosphere - how the hell do we raise men with all of these delights in the world today? We might segue into a bit of Sex Ed and getting the shift..

Meet Larry, Larry Lurchmonster. Larry is that guy who encourages you to do or say the wrong thing and then reminds you about it the next day. We don't like Larry, Larry creates the phenomenon we now know to be called 'The Lurch'.

Ever been stuck in a jumper? Abi has. Laura has gallstones and Abi is still a little guy. We go into the topic of 'pain', when is pain good and when is it bad? What can we do about it?

The Great Leveller. We talk about our own brushes with death, our own experiences of grief, and getting the boobs out by accident.

Ever wondered about what scissoring is? How are things, y'know downstairs? The morning after pill, lovely smear tests and plenty more...

Oh right. Yeeeeah. So we probably still haven't figured this one out - how the f*ck do you slow down?! Kids, jobs, nappies, mental health - you name it, we got it. We'll look into how we've coped in the last few turbulent years of our lives and there's a laugh or two in there for good measure, obvs...lol