Welcome to Offcuts, where we chat about whatever piqued our interest this week in a light, fun little package to send you off on your weekend! Laura's kid just smashed 100 days of school (in the cutest granny costume you've ever seen), and we're diving into fantasy coffins; literal works of art you can be buried in. Penis-shaped or otherwise. We unpack Chelsea Handler's now-infamous, ultra-detailed family vacation manifesto and whether it's fair to publicly shame your own family for content. Then we get into Usher's dismissive, borderline-childish reaction to a fan who didn't want to be grinded on at his concert. And finally, the manager’s "one week's notice" gastro group chat text that's gone properly viral.

We chat:

• Lola's 100 days of school granny costume 👵
• Fantasy coffins; what would YOU be buried in?
• Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto
• Usher's very unimpressed reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage
• The "gastro outbreak, one week's notice please" group chat drama

Timestamps

• 0:00 — Intro & Lola's 100 days of school (the granny costume!)
• 5:39 — Fantasy coffins: what would you choose to be buried in?
• 11:30 — Chelsea Handler's viral 9-page family vacation manifesto
• 25:50 — Usher's dismissive reaction to a fan who didn't want to grind on stage
• 32:38 — The "one week's notice" gastro group chat that broke the internet
  
  
  

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