It’s official: Elon Musk just bought himself—SpaceX acquires xAI for $1.25 trillion, and the moon isn’t the only thing full this February. In this episode of Off the Record, On the Rocks, Toner and BTC Ankarino dig into what might be the most self-referential acquisition in history, and why it matters for AI, crypto, prediction markets, and the future of reality itself.

Also on the bar tab, The Fed’s incoming crypto-friendly chair Kevin Warsh and what that means for predictive market regulation. Disney’s biometric surveillance fantasy parks and the real-world Internet of Behaviors. The UAE’s half-billion dollar “quiet” investment in Trump’s crypto empire. Market freezes, drone strikes, raccoon metaphors, and why tokenized trash might outperform the S&P

This is the episode where truth becomes tradable, reality gets rigged, and future markets get gamed by the people creating them.

Six more weeks of winter? Good. More time to buy bags and bet on yourself.

Davos is hot—literally and geopolitically—and Brian Armstrong didn’t bring enough SPF for the regulatory crossfire. In this episode of Off the Record, On the Rocks, Toner and BTC Ankarino break down how Coinbase’s follically minimalist CEO became America’s accidental ambassador to the world stage—armed with nothing but blockchain products and a charm offensive the size of a Swiss Alp.As the Market Structure Bill stalls back home, Armstrong’s detour to Davos reveals a narrative sleight of hand: the NYSE quietly launches a 24/7 tokenized securities exchange, ICE (yes, ICE) pours billions into Polymarket, and the ABA throws a stablecoin tantrum louder than a Goldman intern on a caffeine cleanse. Meanwhile, whispers of a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve, Venezuelan confiscation ops, and predictive betting in your 401k have us asking: is DeFi the new Department of Defense?Come for the regulation regime change, stay for the hairless cat analogies, and buckle up as America quietly franchises out its financial narrative… one blockchain charm bomb at a time.

Welcome to 2026, where digital detox is harder than quitting carbs and predictive markets make Vegas look quaint. In this episode, Toner trades Instagram for a Moleskine, Ankarino unboxes his 1997 analog self, and Liquid Death is the unofficial sponsor of Dry January (Severed Lime, anyone?). But it’s not just personal wellness—it’s geopolitical whiplash. Venezuela gets Noriega’d on a Tuesday, someone makes $400K off a bet that definitely wasn’t insider info, and prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket are quietly replacing the news. Meanwhile, Meta and Samsung drop new CES distractions while the U.S. military floats billion-dollar Star Destroyers off Latin America’s coast. The meme isn’t just the message—it’s the economic engine.