Jeff has found the one acceptable use for a Cybertruck: a Cobra Commander paint job.

Rachael is trying to understand the porch goose trend. For the uninitiated, that's a ceramic goose people dress up seasonally. We need someone to explain this to us.

Introducing Rachael's new segment: What in the Oklahoma? This week - a herd of donkeys mowing by the lake and a man on horseback riding past her house like it's totally normal.

Jeff would like pharmacies to just wait until they can fill a complete prescription instead of making him do multiple drive-through trips. A reasonable request that apparently isn't.

Good news: the couch situation has been resolved. Rachael got one from a family member, Jeff helped move it in, and we can all move on with our lives.

This week, Jeff introduces his grandson to the joys of a turn-key ignition, and we realize how quickly some basic car knowledge has disappeared. And yes, you can make fun of Rachael for having an absurd number of coats in her trunk. But when her family ended up freezing at a cold restaurant, suddenly all those coats looked pretty smart. Turns out her trunk is basically a mobile emergency kit: towels, blankets, clothes, an air compressor, an umbrella… you never know.We also talk about those random words and phrases that make you laugh, cringe, or just bump you wrong. With family visiting from out of town, we compare our favorite OKC spots to show off the city. After all, we’re both natives—we know where to send people.And finally, we talk about the things that still make us excited like a kid on Christmas morning. The list is… surprisingly short and specific.

This week, Jeff gives a shoutout to a small gesture that made a big impact. He's officially obsessed with Rose Rock Coffee—not just because the Chocolate Gravy blend is incredible, but because an employee took a moment to sincerely thank him for his order. Sometimes it's the smallest acts of kindness that stick with you.

Meanwhile, Rachael is in full overthinking mode. A work photoshoot and a formal emceeing gig in the same week? That's enough to send her into a wardrobe-planning, hair-thinking, second-guessing spiral.

We also debate a grocery store encounter: Jeff reached for the last container of cottage cheese at the exact moment another shopper grabbed it and cheerfully said, "Thanks! It's my favorite!" Fair play… or grocery store foul?

Rachael shares the strange reality of trying to grow on social media, where the algorithm keeps introducing her content to complete strangers. Great for growth? Maybe. Slightly unsettling? Also yes.

And finally, we tackle one of life's great mysteries: Why do used cars all have that smell? The answer Rachael found is… not for the squeamish.

Remember the viral dress debate? We have our own. Rachael is wearing a dress to an upcoming event, and we cannot agree on what color it is. Weigh in.Speaking of that event - Rachael has spent nearly $200 and considerable time and effort to look the part. Jeff has not thought about what he's wearing yet. He'll grab something from the closet. Must be nice.Tiny joys this week: Jeff got a new smart camera and loves it, but what really got him was the "please do not turn off" stickers it came with. It really is the little things.Following up on Rachael's brand conversation - ChatGPT says her brand is "paying attention." Rachael, who is famously not observant, disagrees.Rachael tested out a list of pickup lines a matchmaker guaranteed would work. They did not work. Back to the drawing board.

This week, we try to figure out why anyone thought it was a good idea to make a viral doll that lets kids squeeze a baby out of an amniotic sack of goo.

Rachael is also completely baffled that Jeff never has to wait in the Amazon return line at Kohl's while she's convinced a 15-minute wait is just part of the experience.

We also discuss whether Jeff actually caught cyclospora or simply had explosive diarrhea. Either way, we're recommending everyone steer clear just to be safe.

Rachael shares her survival guide for attending concerts in your 40s, including comfy shoes, back support, and the proper way to headbang without throwing your back out.

Then we debate why women usually end up decorating the house while the guys' stuff gets exiled to the garage, and finally, Rachael reveals she's searching for a signature scent and thinks she's found it in a fragrance called Outlaw. Jeff isn't convinced it fits, because, after all, no true outlaw would ever be too timid to yell "Bingo!"

Our intro music is gone since Rachael got a new computer. We could get it back. But do listeners even care about podcast intros anymore?

Jeff had quite a 4th of July - some kids blew up a transformer and knocked out his power, and while he was in the lake, the fish ate the scabs off his legs. Rachael is horrified. Jeff is somehow unfazed.

Rachael shares her ATM saga. How many machines do you visit before you give up? The answer should not be as high as it was.

Jeff reserved a car. There was no car. We've seen this episode of Seinfeld...Rachael added Bluetooth LED lights to her room and won't stop talking about them. Get the lights.

Rachael attended WWE Smackdown for the first time in over two decades and had a genuinely great time. There's something special about watching people nerd out over something they love.

And finally, what is Rachael's personal brand? A few people got her thinking about it. If she posted more about her life, what would that even look like? Do you care? Genuinely asking.

If a driver waves at you, do you wave back? Or are you just rude? We need to know where you stand on this.

Do men still ask women out in person? Rachael thinks they should. We make the case.

A YouTube commenter told Jeff he "looks like a Mike." We looked it up. We can't argue. Jeff is taking it personally anyway.

It's America's 250th — are you dressing the part on the 4th? We also get into normalizing average bodies and what nude beaches are actually like. (Spoiler: not what you're picturing.)

We recorded this one on Rachael's birthday and her horoscope for the day was uncomfortably accurate. Make of that what you will.

Jeff cannot rest until his to-do list is completely done, even the stuff with zero urgency. We debate whether that's normal or a sickness.Rachael found a box of high school memorabilia and wants to display it without looking like she has early-2000s teenage boys on her wall. A delicate balance.Watch list check-in: Jeff is deep into I Will Find You, Rachael just finished Shrill. Add them to your queue or don't, we're not the boss of you.Rachael has some advice for what not to say to your single friends. We know you mean well. Please stop anyway.We close out by testing our mouths against some tongue twisters. It does not go great.