Kefir, Jane Goodall, and Being Self-Aware, oh my!

Boo! We'reeeee backkkkkk! Les-be honest... who didn't miss us? We heard your orgasmic screams from beyond the grave and your ladies have risen to satisfy all your naughty creepy cravings. Is it Twilight? Would Jane Goodall approve? Will you bounce on it? Only time will tell. Tune in for this spooky bonus episode where we read Contract Bound by Elle Mae... or else. Don't wanna piss off the lesbians. - Jane Goodall

Smack, Smack, and Smack, oh my!

Make sure to say it three times cause you’ve never had a pumpkin spice cum shot like this before…seeds and all. Stuff me like a turkey and call me Gord cause Holly Wilde is munchin’ this pumpkin pie with the novel Hallowpeen. Jerk my Jack-o-lantern and bob on my butternut balls cause this threesome is about to seed you deep and seed you good.

Veggie tales, Veggie porn, and Vageggies, oh my!

Calling all smuts for a very special surprise bonus episode! Who knew fanfiction could be this hot? Mikayla sure didn't. RIP Max Goof and may Natalie Dormer spare us all. Join us this week as NYT bestselling author Olivie Blake tells us what makes a man hot and why we need more bitches, while your mistresses tell you what veggies we would put in our holes. Fun times.