Maria's dream trip to Portugal is canceled after breaking her ankle in the most ridiculous way possible. Amy reports live from Belgium, where the World Cup has unexpectedly turned both of them into soccer fans (and Erling Haaland fans). They dive into airport challenges, Belgian food, Love Island US versus UK, RHORI reunion drama, upcoming RHONY cast members, Taylor Swift's wedding, and somehow end up in a full-blown argument over whether you're supposed to bring a card with cash to a wedding.

Maria is flying solo this week with a quick update about bravo headlines: the Summer House cast reveal, Tom Sandoval Video, James Kennedy's engagement and more. Then, special guest Richard joins for a full recap of the explosive Love Island USA Movie Night episode.

Amy's joining from Portugal, and family time is starting to get to her. Maria is fresh off a work trip and talks about her airport meltdown after a travel day from hell.

The two debate whether they actually want a dominant man in life — or just in the bedroom. Then they break down The Real Housewives of Rhode Island Reunion Part 1, chat about Milania Giudice's recent arrest, FIFA World Cup hotties, and the rumored romance between Off Campus stars Mika Abdalla and Josh Heuston.

Plus, a serious debate about peeing in the ocean.