Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of course it does). It’s that time of year: head colds, Elf on the Shelf, and reflecting on the past twelve months - though honestly, must we?

The sisters look back on their wildest Christmas memories, including the year someone stole Christmas. And no, it wasn’t The Grinch - it was Granny Maureen, who popped her clogs and stole the show. But in true Ryan fashion, the show must go on, just try not to trip over everything swept under the rug on your way to the Christmas tree!

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He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just say… howdy, partner.

Sadly though, Bonnie's dancing boots are off for this year’s family panto trip as she'll be sitting this one out. So if you spot Lottie at this year’s Gaiety panto, please - help her locate the nearest toilet so she's not squatting in the aisles during the first act.

And this week’s big debate: what’s worse, sweating through a grey t-shirt, or eating a kangaroo testicle? According to Bonnie, it’s a tough call.

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It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gift cards ruin the Christmas magic?

Lottie shares the most unattractive trait in a man, and no, it’s not wearing ankle socks with dress shoes - it's even worse.

Meanwhile, Bonnie’s heading to the Jonas Brothers concert, praying they recognise her in the crowd. Maybe this is her chance to reignite her singing career and finally join the band as the Bonus Jonas.

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Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE diary. Thankfully, with a quick prayer to St. Anthony (and a charitable bribe), it resurfaced just in time to remind her of her appearance on the 6 o’clock show, where she chatted all things peri- and menopause. Most people loved it… but of course, the keyboard warriors came crawling out of their caves.

Bonnie shares her own experience receiving thoughtless comments around starting a family. She gets real about the struggles she's been facing, in hopes of spreading awareness and creating a safe place for anyone else on a similar journey - so no one feels alone.

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Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready in her hazmat suit just in case (think of the hair extensions!!).

On a deeper note, the sisters open up about the hardships that shaped who they are today; from the impossible standards placed on young girls in the performance industry to the lasting scars left by bullying.

As always, they pull each other through it, and remind each other (and us) that no matter what life throws your way, all you really need is one good friend.

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Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning her career path; is it time to get back on stage and answer her true calling? (Watch your backs, Westlife).

Meanwhile, Lottie’s been juggling it all, back-to-back birthdays, 17 different pumpkin costumes, and, wait for it, her new boobs (she wishes). Someone take her back to Thanksgiving dinner on the Upper East Side with Serena and Blair.

Psst... is it too soon to talk about Christmas?

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The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally.

Lottie’s birthday has come and gone (along with everyone else’s who was in Kinara that night). Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been hit with a wave of homesickness watching her family and friends actually enjoy their lives without her - how dare they?! Not that she’d get an invite to Elliott's party anyway.

Lottie opens up about her difficult birthing experience, and no, not the ogre scare (but phew!) - while Bonnie reflects on HER most prized possession… a cool pop. Honestly, valid.

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It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though they’re far from the emotional tributes she might’ve hoped for (Elliot excluded… but maybe he’s just trying to rival Taylor Swift’s new album drop).

All Lottie really wants for her birthday is a trip to Sephora, a bushy thong, and a lunchbox with her name on it. Is that too much to ask?

Meanwhile, Bonnie’s been battling a migraine but still found the strength to binge Victoria Beckham’s new documentary, and she’s got thoughts. Oh, and after months of lying to her therapist, she finally ended things. Breakups are hard… even with your shrink.

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