Week 6 reminded us that football is both beautiful and absolutely stupid. Jhonny and Crispy open with the best win of the week — Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo becoming everyone’s new favorite duo after knocking off the Eagles — before diving into an endless list of “worst losses” that could fill an entire therapy session. From the emotional rollercoaster of blown leads to fantasy heartbreaks, the guys break down the Week 6 Top 5s, featuring Patrick Mahomes reclaiming his throne, Bijan Robinson doing Bijan things, and a tight end leaderboard that somehow made Dallas Goedert look like peak Gronk. Ruben calls in to share his betting victories (for once), while both hosts try to recover from a truly miserable Pick’ems week that ended in a tie — because of course it did. They look ahead to Week 7’s matchups, including the Falcons vs. 49ers primetime clash and yet another double Monday night special that nobody asked for. The CCC wraps things up with updates from Fumble Games, Final Dynasty, and SFB, along with Crispy’s ongoing quest for morning routine consistency.

Your team’s rise was fun while it lasted — welcome to Your Fall From Grace.

Week 5 was pure chaos — wild finishes, bad coaching, and one tripping touchdown that’s already living rent-free in our heads. Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick things off by debating the week’s biggest stories: the Jaguars stunning the Chiefs with a 99-yard pick-six and a Trevor Lawrence stumble into glory, and the Cardinals finding a new way to embarrass themselves in a brutal loss to the Titans. From there, the guys tackle the week’s top fantasy performers — CJ Stroud proving Houston’s got a franchise QB, Rico Dowdle (!) leading all running backs, and AJ Barner topping tight ends in a week where everyone apparently became Travis Kelce. Ruben calls in to drop his usual mix of betting wisdom and chaos, before Jhonny and Crispy relive a forgettable Pick’ems recap (nobody did great, let’s be honest) and preview the Week 6 slate — including a primetime showdown between the Lions and Chiefs, plus another double-dose of Monday Night Football that no one asked for. The CCC (Commish & Crispy Corner) closes things out with updates from Fumble Games, Final Dynasty, and SFB — along with Crispy’s near-perfect fantasy sweep that slipped through his fingers.

Week 4 claimed another victim — Commish Jhonny’s run in the survivor league is officially chopped. The NOCA Crew kicks things off with that heartbreak before breaking down the week’s biggest win, the most frustrating “non-loss,” and the fantasy standouts that actually delivered. Plus, Ruben rings in with his picks as we head into the first round of bye weeks and a lighter Week 5 lineup.

Week 3 delivered chaos, overreactions, and a few broken hearts — and we’re here to sort through it all. Commish Jhonny is back with Co-Host Crispy and they kick things off with their first impressions: was the Lions’ takedown of the Ravens the best win of the week, or was the Packers’ collapse against the Browns the worst loss? And more importantly… is it time to start calling Danny Dimes Daniel Dollar in MVP conversations? (Spoiler: probably not, but it’s fun to dream.) We break down the Week 3 Top 5s across every position — Caleb Williams proving Chicago may finally have a QB, Jonathan Taylor reminding everyone why he’s elite, Tre Tucker exploding out of nowhere, and Hunter Henry leading tight ends like it’s 2017 again. Plus, Ruben rings in with his segment, we recap our Pick’ems (Crispy pulling ahead, Jhonny trying to catch up), and look ahead at Week 4’s slate — from an undefeated clash between the Eagles and Bucs, to two poorly timed Monday Night Football matchups that no one asked for. We wrap it all up in the CCC with updates from Fumble Games, Final Dynasty, and SFB, before signing off with a little good-luck-but-not-really energy.

No one cares about your blocked dreams… but we do.

Week 2 is in the books, and panic is already spreading fast. The Bucs pulled off a last-second win, the Bears got embarrassed by the Lions, and a whole crew of 0–2 teams are starting to sweat (yes, even the Chiefs). Listen in as the NOCA Crew break down the highs and lows, call out the week’s best wins and worst losses, and highlight the spiciest fantasy Top 5 performances. Ruben rings in with his picks, and we look ahead to a stacked Week 3 slate. Don’t hit that panic button just yet… or maybe do.

The NOCA Crew is back for another episode to break down the highs and lows of Week 1 in the 2025 season. Which teams came out firing, and who looked like they left their playbook in the offseason? Tune in for sharp recaps, bold bets, and your hosts’ must-hear picks for Week 2.

The 25-26 NFL Season is finally here! And it's already off to a thunderous... delay? Commish Jhonny and a (slightly under the weather) Co-host Crispy talk about the season opener and preview the week's matchups. They get a call from Rube who has the bets of the week and he even graces us with a Fat Phil Farfetched Parlay that includes 15 games spanning the US Open, NCAA Football and some NFL. $100 wins you over $115k if they all break the right way! Don't forget to set your lineups before an action packed weekend!

In "No One Cares About: Your Summer Hiatus" Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back! In their final offseason epsiode they recap their Scott Fish Bowl draft experience as well as their Final Dynasty draft. They both still have a few drafts to go including the Fumble Games that is coming up soon. Join the two as they get ready for the first week of the regular season next week.