Welcome back to Night School Horror...Tommy James and Sabrina Ace are left alone with the Necronomicon. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

This week, the class ranks the entire Evil Dead franchise (minus Evil Dead Burn) from worst to best, sharing the movies that made them horror fans, the moments that still make their skin crawl, and why Evil Dead 2 remains the gold standard. Throw in some Blockbuster nostalgia, Bruce Campbell worship, and one very questionable conversation about Deadites, and you've got one hell of a lesson.

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Welcome to the Season 1 Finale, Hazbin Hotelians!!!

Today's Lesson: Episode 8 — The Show Must Go On

For the Season 1 finale, Alex A-Town Ryan takes over the teacher's desk as he, Tommy James, and Sabrina Ace break down one of the biggest episodes of the series. From Lucifer finally reminding everyone why he's the King of Hell to Sir Pentious stealing the class's hearts one last time, the crew dives into the finale's biggest moments, the emotional payoffs that had no business hitting that hard, and the battle that changed everything.

Along the way, the class debates Charlie's growth, Alastor's first real setback, whether redemption finally has proof it can work, and why this finale leaves more questions than answers. Plus, A-Town finally reaches graduation day... which means he can stop avoiding spoilers and immediately enroll in Season 2.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians... Mista Malave is still missing, so we've officially stopped filing the paperwork.

Today's Lesson: Episode 7 — Hello Rosie!

This week, Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Alex A-Town Ryan head to Cannibal Town, where the smiles are warm, the tea is fresh, and the finger foods are... well, best not to ask. The class breaks down Rosie's scene-stealing debut, Alastor's increasingly suspicious master plan, Charlie finally embracing her role as a leader, and Vaggie's unforgettable training with Carmilla Carmine. Along the way, the gang debates whether "Out for Love" is one of the strongest songs of the season, why everyone seems to have a Susan in their life, and whether Hello Rosie! should've been called something else entirely.

With Mr. A-Town counting down the minutes until he can finally start Season 2, this episode serves as the calm before the storm. The pieces are finally in place, the hotel is preparing for war, and class is almost dismissed... but the final exam is about to begin.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…It's time to grab your halos because we are heading to HEAVEN!

Today’s lesson: Episode 6: Welcome To Heaven:

Charlie and Vaggie finally make their trip to Heaven to plead the case for redemption, but what starts as a guided tour through fluffy koalas, rainbow sprinkles, and Darren Criss singing about the perfect afterlife quickly turns into a heavenly courtroom drama. Meanwhile back in Hell, Angel Dust, Husk, Cherry Bomb, and the newly crowned fan-favorite Sir Pentious hit the club scene, where Pentious proves that awkward rizz may be dead... but buying shots for everyone is apparently eternal.

Join Tommy James, Sabrina Ace, and Mr. A-Town Ryan as they discuss the long-awaited arrival of Cherry Bomb, the shocking truth about Vaggie, Adam's completely made-up rules for getting into Heaven, Emily's Disney Princess energy, and one of the most important songs in the entire series, You Didn't Know. Plus, A-Town officially apologizes to Sir Pentious after spending most of Season 1 underestimating the snake king.

Class is in session, Heaven is under review, and somebody really did buy shots for everybody!

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians...At this point, Mista Malave has officially vanished. No note. No phone call. No excuse. The faculty has reviewed the situation and unanimously agreed to give him a big ol' F.

Today's Lesson: Episode 5 — Dad Beat Dad:

Tommy James keeps the semester rolling alongside Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan, who immediately confesses that he cracked under pressure and watched Episode 6 ahead of schedule. The man's supposed to be taking this class one episode at a time and instead he's speed running the curriculum.

This week, we check into one of Hazbin Hotel's biggest episodes yet as Lucifer Morningstar finally arrives at the hotel. Most people picture the Devil as some giant terrifying ruler of Hell. Instead, we got a short king with crippling self-esteem issues, an unhealthy obsession with ducks, and enough charisma to make everyone forget he's literally Satan.

We break down Lucifer's relationship with Charlie, his pissing match with Alastor that leads to the musical showdown that is "Hell's Greatest Dad." A song that somehow feels like Disney got drunk, wandered into Hell, and started writing diss tracks.

Also discussed:

• Sabrina's completely unbiased and definitely not concerning admiration for Lucifer

• Lucifer proving that confidence and insecurity can somehow exist in the exact same sentence

• Mr. A-Town accidentally becoming a Hazbin addict

• Tommy once again finding a way to compare something to Disney

Between family drama, giant egos, musical numbers, back flipping ducks, and one of the best character introductions in the series, this episode proves that Hell isn't run by the biggest demon in the room...it's run by the loudest one.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians…Mista Malave skipped class again. Honestly, at this point Charlie’s gonna stop offering redemption and just charge him a late checkout fee.

Today’s lesson: Episode 4 - Masquerade:

Tommy James takes the wheel while Sabrina Ace and Mr. A-Town Ryan break down one of the realest episodes in Hazbin Hotel so far. Under all the neon lights, jokes, drinks, and hotel lobby nonsense, this episode hits way harder than expected.

We dive into Angel Dust finally letting the mask slip, Husk becoming the exhausted hotel bartender/therapist nobody asked for, and why “Poison” might be one of the most uncomfortable songs in the series once you actually listen to the lyrics instead of just vibing to it on TikTok.

From the emotional damage hidden behind the performances to the weirdly honest message behind “Loser, Baby,” we break down the trauma, character growth, symbolism, and why this episode feels less like a cartoon and more like a therapy session Hell forgot to bill insurance for.

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. Class is back in session as Night School Horror continues its descent through Hazbin Hotel one episode at a time. Unfortunately, Mista Malave decided to cut class again…which feels a little Respectless if you ask us.

Today’s lesson: Episode 3 — Scrambled Eggs:

Florida’s Favorite Creep Sabrina Ace continues leading Tommy James and Mr. A-Town Ryan deeper into the chaos of the Hazbin universe as the group breaks down trust, loyalty, and why Velvette is the backbone of the Vees. Tommy also refuses to let go of the idea that Rosie Perez would’ve been the perfect voice for Velvette, while Mr. A-Town continues his growing appreciation for Hell’s most disrespectful influencer.

Most importantly though…we jam out to Respectless. Easily one of the strongest songs we’ve heard so far, and the kind of track that reminds you this show somehow balances Broadway-level music with absolute degeneracy.

Check in, grab a drink from the hotel bar from Husk, and enjoy another session of Hazbin Hotel therapy…

Welcome back, Hazbin Hotelians. After a brief hiatus for Mother’s Day and the internationally unrecognized holiday known as Tommy James Day, Night School Horror is back in session to continue dragging Mr. A-Town Ryan and Mista Malave deeper into the beautifully unhinged world of Hazbin Hotel.

Unfortunately, Mista Malave had to cut class this week… but don’t worry, the man still did his homework using ChatGPT.

Today’s lesson: Episode 2 – Radio Killed the Video Star:

Mr. A-Town breaks down the episode’s story setup, shares how he’s feeling about the show so far, and faces the most important question of all: will he officially joined the Sir Pentious fan club?

Hell’s getting weirder, the songs are still stuck in our heads, and class is officially back in session.