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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys welcome newcomers Stelio Kontos—a pseudonym for legal reasons—and the sharp-witted @jsonlinemkebs, the parody "Journal Sentinel Opinions" Twitter account that earned a shoutout in a New York Times piece during the heated 2023 Janet Protasiewicz Supreme Court race for its satirical takedowns of liberal judicial activism. The group dives into the gubernatorial rollercoaster: Bill Berrien's abrupt exit from the GOP primary, less than three months after launching, amid a scandal over his online follows of sexually explicit accounts (including nonbinary porn performer Jiz Lee) and reports of him cursing out a key young Republican operative. Hot on its heels, U.S. Rep. Tom Tiffany officially announced his run, vowing to freeze property taxes, block Chinese farmland buys, and restore "Wisconsin values," positioning himself as the Trump-aligned frontrunner in a now slimmer GOP field alongside Josh Schoemann. Balancing the ledger, former Lancaster Mayor David Varnum launched his bid for lieutenant governor, the race's first GOP contender, touting low taxes, pro-life stances, and Second Amendment rights. The group ribs State Rep. Francesca Hong's campaign stop near Lambeau Field, where she rolled out her "Tailgate-flation" plan to slash brat and burger prices via small-business loans—accompanied by her Discord-moderator-style squad of progressive volunteers. Recommendation of the week? The Culver's CurderBurger is back.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys unpack the latest shake-ups in the 2026 gubernatorial race, with Democratic State Sen. Kelda Roys launching her bid, railing against "extremists" like Trump and Musk while pushing progressive priorities on reproductive rights and workers' protections. State Rep. Francesca Hong jumping in as a self-proclaimed "wild card" socialist, leveraging her bartender roots to champion working-class issues like affordable housing and school funding—yanking the Democratic primary sharply to the left and fracturing the field further. On the GOP side, U.S. Rep. Tom Tiffany teases a high-stakes event next week hinting at a "special announcement," fueling speculation of his entry after polls showed him dominating the primary with Trump-level support. The hosts roast Democratic state senators for their unhinged defense of illegal immigrants: Sen. Chris Larson's debunked claim that a Milwaukee teacher's aide died due to ICE deportation (she actually self-deported and is alive), and Sen. Tim Carpenter's chaotic lunge over a table to snatch the committee chairman's gavel during a heated hearing.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys unpack Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley’s September 9, 2025, launch into the 2026 Democratic gubernatorial primary, positioning himself as a fighter against Trump’s “chaos and cruelty” while emphasizing affordable housing, healthcare, and school funding—though the hosts question if his Milwaukee-centric record translates statewide. Speculation swirls around Wisconsin Economic Development Corp. CEO Missy Hughes, who stepped down September 12 amid rumors of her own entry into the crowded field. Gov. Tony Evers drew fire for signaling a veto of Republican-backed tax write-offs for school scholarship donations, part of a broader Assembly GOP education reform package introduced that includes incentives for school consolidation, dual enrollment expansion, and addressing achievement gaps. UW-Madison’s first day of fall classes on September 5 sparked backlash with a journalism professor’s assignment forcing students to self-identify as “privileged” or “marginalized,” exemplifying the campus’s ongoing woke antics. Despite steering clear of the Charlie Kirk assassination, the hosts couldn’t ignore UW-Madison professors’ inflammatory Bluesky posts celebrating the killing, which poured gasoline on national outrage and led to firings and investigations across academia. For “Candy Stories,” Minocqua’s Kirk Bangstad stirs trouble again.

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The political world and the country at large have been rocked by the assassination of Charlie Kirk. We are in shock as we grieve a pillar in the conservative movement. Meanwhile, the heathen and God forsaken leftists dance on his grave. May we never forget what he did and pick up the torch where he left off.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys dive into last week’s bombshell: conservative Supreme Court Justice Rebecca Bradley announced that she won’t seek reelection in 2026, leaving the court’s 4-3 liberal majority poised to potentially expand to 5-2, further straining the conservative minority. The hosts unpack the Democratic Assembly’s escalating civil war, where Rep. Sylvia Ortiz-Velez faces accusations from fellow Democrats of making gun threats, a claim she denies as political sabotage tied to her upcoming testimony against Milwaukee County Executive David Crowley in committee. Smelling like a setup, the hosts question the timing and motives. They also dissect a new Wisconsin GOP report urging better out-of-state fundraising and stronger campaign roles to reverse losses in non-presidential elections, like the recent Supreme Court races. Gov. Tony Evers’ claim that mass deportations of undocumented immigrants would collapse Wisconsin’s economy and draws sharp criticism as out-of-touch.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys dive into Vice President JD Vance’s visit to La Crosse, where he urged Milwaukee Mayor Cavalier Johnson to request White House support for crime prevention. The hosts slam Wisconsin’s wind farms as inefficient eyesores and a July 2025 DNR audit report exposed they are robbing Peter to pay Paul all while undercutting Wisconsin sportsman. The Democratic Socialist Caucus doubles down on sanctuary policies, proposing new bills to expand protections for undocumented immigrants, which the hosts argue Republicans must scrutinize in committee to expose their flaws. A Minnesota shooting by a transgender gunman sparks a heated gun control debate, with one host controversially advocating restrictions for transgender individuals, citing mental health concerns. For “Candy Stories,” Minocqua’s Kirk Bangstad is called out as a terrible neighbor, stirring local drama with his brewery’s noise complaints.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys dive into the latest 2026 election updates. Secretary of State Sarah Godlewski’s announcement to run for lieutenant governor, bypassing the governor’s race, sparks discussion—NFC listeners know the reason for this strategic pivot. U.S. Rep. Bryan Steil faces another Democratic challenger in the 1st Congressional District, while welcoming a new fiancée. State Rep. Francesca Hong emerges as a potential socialist candidate for governor, joining a crowded potential Democratic field with her progressive platform. U.S. Rep. Tom Tiffany makes waves with a fiery letter to Attorney General Pam Bondi, accusing tribal government of an extortion scheme from taxpayers over local roads. The episode closes with a salute to U.S. Rep. Derrick Van Orden, who heroically saved an 11-year-old child’s life in a choking incident, showcasing his Navy SEAL instincts.

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In this episode of New Fashioned Conservatives, two semi-involved Wisconsin guys tackle the historic flooding in southeast Wisconsin, prompting Gov. Tony Evers’ August 11 state of emergency declaration and accusations of political posturing as he toured Wauwatosa damage sites. The hosts pivot to candidate announcements: Will Martin, who placed third in the 2022 Lt. Gov. race with 17% of the vote, teases another run, while Bill Berrien pushes constitutional carry to bolster his conservative credentials. Big news drops as a Fabrizio poll shows Rep. Tom Tiffany leading the GOP gubernatorial primary with 60% if endorsed by Trump, despite not yet declaring. During the state legislature’s summer break, the Democratic Latinx Caucus sparks a heated, symbolic resolution fight with no real policy impact, highlighting internal dysfunction. Evers stirs controversy by bypassing standard procedures to grant 4% pay raises to state employees. Finally, the hosts celebrate the Milwaukee Brewers’ 12-game winning streak, declared “Burger Time” in honor of their sizzling run.